Everything’s revelvant

Confused and trying! (She/her/any pronouns)

[sowhatifimslow]

𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚒-𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝

𝚆.𝙸.𝙿.𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎:

⇙ 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝

Prologue

⇙ 𝙳𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎?

Prologue

unfortunately I'm not sure these series will ever be finished or properly continued but we shall see, I'm doing my best!

Dividers by @pixopix

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[teradrama-deactivated20260513]

young justice son or new teen titans daughter

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[sowhatifimslow]

don’t mean this in a mean way WHATSOEVER and I don’t mean to rush you at all

my question is just like r u gonna continue the Duke series?

Bc I think it’s been around a month ish since the first chapter and I’m just genuinely curious and I swear I don’t mean to rush u it’s just I’m really excited for a new chapter

School’s been hard but I am trying to add more to it!

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[kat-the-oddity]

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

I’m actually the hottest twink alive, actually.

[cowboyballads]

duke thomas duking it ! i love his helmet i want it in 10 colors irl now

[sowhatifimslow]

I need people to understand that reading Clark Kent fanfiction is like reading fanfiction about my dad. Wdym you like his soft curls? BRO that's so weird. (No judgement, I'm just opposite of paternally attached to this guy)

[animentality]

[fellow-chickennugget]

Everytime someone leaves Duke out of their headcannons when they talk about each wayne child i take it so personally.

like no it’s okay just say you hate me and want me to die

[themoonofblueside]

primehood is so interesting as a rareship bc the whole point is that they are both in-universe and out-of-universe the black sheep of their respective families. literally the whole point of their dynamic is that nobody wants them. they have the most insane connection of "one of the most famous deaths in the comics history" and "the guy who brought him back". it's literally nerdy comic fan and his robin. it's red hood and the god who altered reality for him. jason is the only bat that would look at prime and what he'd done and go "okay, whatever" and not bat an eye on his 4th wall schenenigans. prime would rage at jason's bad run of comics after his resurrection. he pokes fun at jason and bruce fighting Again and jason tries punching him. jason talks about joker and his resurrection mission and prime shrugs and says "nah man i just thought it was wrong of you to die. i can help kill him if you want?" jason will never process that ever.

Anyways i read the duo title "world's foulest" and immediately blacked out. dc if you're good for anything you'd launch this as a run and make them do the whackiest things. two guys with extremely dubious morals and conflicting thoughts trying to save a city or a universe. make them visit jason's grave as a date idk

[sowhatifimslow]

PREACH

[gotham1news]

Comment below if we missed one!

Catwoman

Robin

Spoiler

Oracle

Orphan

Azrael

Creeper

Signal

Misha Collins

Danny Phantom

Batman

Alfred Pennyworth

Voting ended onApr 8

[jokerized-fries]

SIGNAL OH MY GODS PLEASE LET SIGNAL WIN THIS TIME

@irl-batsignal

[irl-batsignal]

i should win

[human-lighthouse]

we absolutely should win

[irl-batsignal]

we should win

[sowhatifimslow]

Signal should win

[peoplepayforhousingquestionmark]

i haaaateeeeeee when people in the timkon tag (and fanon in general) treat tim like a dainty little girl. i just saw a post saying he should “please eat something.” motherfucker, that guy works for batman. he is jacked. ripped. shredded, even. that guy is walking 18k steps a day minimum. if he wasn’t eating enough he’d have dropped dead before 2003. that guy could do more pushups than a marine. he is a fictional superhero. he could fight you and your dad at the same time and win without breaking a sweat. whateverrr bro. get off my lawn.

[sowhatifimslow]

Happy birthday CONNER KENT!! KON-EL!! SUBERBOYY!! MY GOAAAATTT!!!!

Here’re my favorite edits of him, please bless your eyes:

TikTok - Make Your Day

TikTok - Make Your Day

TikTok - Make Your Day

TikTok - Make Your Day

TikTok - Make Your Day

TikTok - Make Your Day

[inksilvery]

Steph portrait in your timeline

[sowhatifimslow]

OOH THIS IS GOOD

[phantasm-echo]

Jason Todd comic panel redraw bc it’s my friend’s birthday and I have free will <3

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

S m a S H !

[ashe00]

DC Pride 2026

[sowhatifimslow]

Pride month is whenever I want it to be.