A roleplay and ask blog for the Dickmaster himself. 4.54 billion years old, He/Him/His. The Father of Mankind, Advesary of the Root & Exorcist General. No Explicit NSFW, 16+. Hazbin Hotel/Hellaverse/Helluva Boss
Sup Winners, Sinners and all you boring fucks in between, this is the badass blog of the one and only Adam HaRishon, but y'all can me Dickmaster or Daddy, just don't be weird bout it.
OOC: Howdy do my name is Ace, I am currently 21, Jamaican and a major fan of Adam as you can guess, I am a bit new to this whole RP blog thing so please be a bit patient. I made this blog as a way for me to roleplay my personal interpretation of Adam.
Okay so I am pretty laid back so there are pretty much no rules other than to not be a reprehensible person and not to idolize adultery
This fandom baffles me in how much it like hates the Minotaur, like I have seen this fandom treat the like of the Titans & Giants who have done so much worst than him so well. Like people fixate on the fact that he took Camper necklaces as war trophies while glazing the murderous groomer that is Luke Castellan. I am seeing so many people writing deep metas on Medusa & rightfully bashing Poseidon & sometimes Athena for her hand in her torment, yet not one single person do I see mention the fact that the Minotaur is as much as a victim of the gods as she is. LIke the Minotaur is literally a darker mirror to Percy in a way that is not talked about. This is part of the reason I am so baffled by the fact that people are raging about the idea of monsters getting redeemed as if many of said monsters were made by the gods.
I’ve never drawn Maps before so I thought it’d be cute if Duke and Damian had to take her on a practice stakeout (they took care of the bad guy while she slept)
If Verity becomes more popular in the fandom than Duke & Cass just know I am lighting a fire under all y'all asses & no I don't care if you decide to use her for yuri ships, if y'all ignore poc charas over this n*zi wet dream looking bitch its on sight
Okay, so here me out here. I know Doctor!Damian is a popular idea, but I want Doctor!Duke or even better, Paramedic!Duke. Duke who's parents (especially Elaine) really pushed the idea that he should help people (both by words and by actions), Duke who likely grew up seeing his peers in a position where they needed a doctor but couldn't go, Duke who survived in a chaotic moments where a medical professional would have/did help save people, Duke who knows and respects Leslie Thompkins, Duke who we know is good at community organizing and cares about his community, Duke Thomas who we know is smart. I desperately want to see EMS or Paramedic or Doctor or whatever Duke Thomas.
Also it would be really fun to see Paramedic!Duke handing patients off to ERDoc!Damian
Tw for discussions of incest/pedophilia & racism. I'm making fun of them but still
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What y'all think about Duke fucking his brothers? I personally rock more with Duke as the victim of his pedophile brothers but I'm open to the idea of pedo Duke #Duke Thomas #The Signal #Batcest #Smelly Feet
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Alfred says I should get some sleep but I love coffee more. I'm kinda getting phantom pains from where my spleen would be and it hurts too after I ate some shrimp. #Duke Thomas #Bruce Wayne #Alfred Pennyworth #Stephanie Brown #Damian Wayne #Tim Drake #Barbara Gordon #Jason Todd #Dick Grayson #Cassandra Cain #Ace the Dog #Alfred the Cat #Lucius Fox
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Art of Duke 🎨 #Duke Thomas #The Signal
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Art of the Batfam 🎨 but Duke is in the back or has little to no focus on him #Duke Thomas #Bruce Wayne #Alfred Pennyworth #Stephanie Brown #Damian Wayne #Tim Drake #Barbara Gordon #Jason Todd #Cassandra Cain #Dick Grayson
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🎨 Look at the panels of Batman 2025 & Absolute Batman #Duke Thomas #Stephanie Brown #Tim Drake #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd
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🎨 Look at the variant covers of Batman 2025 & Absolute Batman #Duke Thomas #Bruce Wayne #Tim Drake #Jason Todd #Dick Grayson #Stephanie Brown
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WFA is EVIL. The effect it has on Fanon Duke needs to be studied! #Duke Thomas #Anti WFA
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IKR! I used to think he was this passive innocent boy but it turns out he's a menace who even runs his own GANG! LOL Bruce can't tame that!! He's so wild! XD
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Y'all. Duke is underrated. I can't believe it. C'mon guys. Wow. #Duke Thomas #The Signal #DC #Duke
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Yan!Batfam X Reader | they keep you in a trace...
#Duke Thomas x Reader #Duke Thomas #Damian Wayne x Reader #Damian Wayne #Bruce Wayne x Reader #Bruce Wayne #Tim Drake x Reader #Tim Drake #Jason Todd x Reader #Jason Todd #Dick Grayson x Reader #Dick Grayson
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Neglected!Batsis x Batfam | she finally gets the care she needs
#Duke Thomas x Reader #Duke Thomas #Damian Wayne x Reader #Damian Wayne #Bruce Wayne x Reader #Bruce Wayne #Tim Drake x Reader #Tim Drake #Jason Todd x Reader #Jason Todd #Dick Grayson x Reader #Dick Grayson #Cassandra Cain x Reader #Cassandra Cain #Stephanie Brown x Reader #Stephanie Brown #Barbara Gordon x Reader #Barbara Gordon
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Who's Your Fave Batfam Member?
Bruce Wayne
Dick Grayson
Jason Todd
Tim Drake
Stephanie Brown
Duke Thomas
Damian Wayne
Alfred Pennyworth
Barbara Gordon
Cassandra Cain
Helena B.
Results / Other
Voting ended onJul 9
#Duke Thomas #Damian Wayne #Tim Drake #Jason Todd #Cassandra Cain #Dick Grayson #Stephanie Brown #Barbara Gordon #Helena Bertinelli #Luke Fox
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Duke: Oh my god you guys are crazy!
Dick: Us? Crazy? No way
Tim: *Joker Jr mode activated*
Jason: *Pit Rage activated*
Stephanie: I'm here! *flips a purple edible glittering waffle*
Cass: 🤚🖐✋️🖖🫱🫲🫳🫳🫴
Damian: I love murder and stabbing people! They don't call me the demon for nothing!
Bruce: Haha my silly kids 😂
Alfred: Master Bruce was also quite the handful when he was younger
#Batfam Incorrect Quotes #Duke Thomas #Bruce Wayne #Alfred Pennyworth #Stephanie Brown #Damian Wayne #Tim Drake #Jason Todd #Dick Grayson #Cassandra Cain
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What if Tim Drake and Danny Phantom were lovers? Here's my 2k fanfic based on that! #Duke Thomas #Bruce Wayne #Tim Drake #Jason Todd #Dick Grayson #Cassandra Cain #Damian Wayne
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Have we considered the deep intricate social commentary that can come from posting about Bruce grooming the kids he takes under his wing? #Dick Grayson #Cassandra Cain #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Duke Thomas #Damian Wayne #Stephanie Brown #A Gazillion Batcest Ship Names #Batcest
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Y'all I just love Tim Drake he's so cool. #Duke Thomas #Bruce Wayne #Alfred Pennyworth #Stephanie Brown #Damian Wayne #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Barbara Gordon #Cassandra Cain #Dick Grayson #Ace the Dog #Alfred the Cat #Batcow #Lucius Fox #Superman #TimKon #Dc #Batman #Batfam #Batboys #Young Justice #Core 4 #Kon El #Arrowfam #Flashfam
Duke (in his Signal suit): Cass, who's the lady next to you?
Cass: (in her Orphan suit) Um, Signal, this is my… mother, Lady Shiva. Shiva, this is my friend and possible soon-to-be foster brother, the Signal.
Lady Shiva stood tall, proud, and incredibly intimidating. Her expression was emotionless as she stared down at Duke, but much like Talia, he couldn't help himself.
Duke: Are you sure she’s your mother and not your sister?
Cass (not aware of what is about to happen): No, she’s my mom.
Shiva (indifferent): I wasted hours birthing you, at least.
Duke: Wow... your momma is foine!
Cass (flatly): What?
Duke cleared his throat, taking a cautious step back then he began speaking.
Duke: Lady Shiva, respectfully, you are a radiant beauty, a baddie in both ways.
Lady Shiva looked over her shoulder surprised to be receiving these compliments.
Duke: I know you’re a tough assassin, and I don’t want to get on your bad side, but I just wanted to give you a compliment. You’re stunning, and I can’t believe you’re close to Bruce’s age.
Shiva: Is there somebody behind me? Who is he saying this to?
Duke: You madam. Lady Shiva, was it? Fantastic name for a bombshell.
Cass looked at her mom, worried at first, but Shiva's steeled expression softened into a half-smile as she nodded, appreciating the compliment. Cass shook her head terrified.
Shiva: I will allow these compliments. I usually hate most, if not all, men, but you seem quite charming.
Cass gulped.
Duke (with a prideful grin): You know I keep it real, especially since you're a straight ten out of ten—
Cass (confused and embarrassed): Could you stop talking to my mom like that? She's a villain and… my not attractive! Shiva, tell him you're ugly.
Shiva: I don't lie.
Cass: Damn it, mother.
Shiva: What? He's being sincere. This is the most tolerable I’ve been with people, so he’s winning me over. You both should be lucky I'm in a good mood tonight.
Duke: Thank you, Lady Shiva. On a scale of one to ten on beauty, you are a twenty.
Shiva: That is a factual statement.
Cass (whispering): Please stop.
Lady Shiva: "Signal" is quite an interesting name. I’ve heard bits and pieces about you through the villain circuit, and I have to say you’re making me hate you less.
Cass (dissociating for a second): It’s because he’s calling you hot... Let this end.
Duke: I’m sorry, Cass. I see a pretty woman, I give her compliments when needed. And with a baddie villain like her, I’d rather that than have her get all stabby with me later.
Cass: I will make your next injury look like an incident. Don't try me.
Lady Shiva: Baddie? You keep using that word. Huh, I’m assuming that’s another kind word about my beauty? Thank you. This body of mine is all natural so I am glad to hear that the work has paid off.
Duke (snapping his fingers): Yeah, get girl. Or madam.
Shiva: You god damn right.
Cass (exasperated): So Damian wasn't remotely exaggerating that this is that painful to witness. I owe him an apology.
Duke (unfazed): I know I’m embarrassing your daughter.
Shiva: I respect you for that.
Duke: Much appreciated, I've had practice. Now even though I’m partially terrified you’ll stab me if I let my true thoughts out, I’ve got one more piece of praise for you. Villainous or not, you got the beauty of a martial artist and actress. You do your own stunts, and if you get mugged in real life, you’d beat their ass or merc them.
Cass’s masked eyes widened as she sweated nervously, trying not to scream while Shiva nodded in agreement.
Shiva: I did always want to act. I like him. The signal, I might actually consider not killing you if I ever go after Batman. Keep him around, Cassandra.
Cass (facepalming): I— I can’t believe this is actually happening. I’m both uncomfortable and enraged.
Im probably just gonna end up explaining over and over again why being a pro/darkshipper and radqueer is disgusting and not the right path to cope with trauma or any disorders you have
I do have autism, so like probably why this may sound very cold (?) or rigid to you
Every so often i might get heated and angry because i have trauma related to things that radqueers and darkshippers fetishize, okay? And yes i do say fetishize thats what it is.
If you are no contact and not a previous offender then u can interact, i have no problem with people seeking recovery conversing with me or asking questions.
Im a professional oppressed person (half joke), im black (mixed), im a (cis sexual) girl, im queer, im mentally and might be(?) physically disabled, and im poor, so like.. trust me ik about being apart of stigmatized groups.
Dni (do not interact) if!!!
You are queerphobic (ace/aro, gay/les/bi, trans, phobic), racist, ableist, sexist, zionist/antisemitic, yk the works
Pro-contact, anti-recovery, pro radq, proship/darkship,
Overly religious or a religious blog, idm if u believe in a religion js dont talk to me about it (try to convert) or ur buhbuhbuhbuhblocked‼️‼️
Pro endo/willo, use transids (ur transphobic, racist and ableist),
Are overly obsessed w yaoi/yuri, i read both but fetishizers run so rampant on tumblr omg 💔💔
Support ao3/arch*ve of our own or donated to ao3
Constantly invalidate ppls trauma and try to fakeclaim just because you dont understand it,
Use 4chan 😭,
Use deviant art (yes its THAT serious),
AI user,
Support trump,
Support the p*rn industry (always that deep),
xenosatanists,
These mean that you do not follow my accounts (any!!!), like my posts, reblog my posts, or share my posts,
idk why youd want to im literally an anti 💔😭😭
Okay anyways i do have ptsd so these things may be triggering for me, if ur gonna ask me something about pedophilia or incest make sure you use trigger warnings and censor anything graphic, not just for me but in general for others too
I use they/she pronouns +neos ok!!!
This was pretty short, if u think i should add something else tell me ok dms are open and so are asks (u can vent too im a nice person!!)
Ok bye guys!!!
(If u read til the end follow my main 👀👀 @michaelpenis )
oh and you are racist not shocking at all.
antizionism is not antisemitism this is because semitism refers to the religion and zionism refers to supporting the genocide / government
I don't how someone who hates Deviantart and 4Chan users makes them the asshole. they havent harassed anyone who uses it so I dont get your point here at all
you are also under the autistic spectrum why are you hating on your kind
kinda funny how "we shouldn't generalize robins" when someone brings up the happy-angry robin thing but no one bats an eye when tim is "the smart robin" or Damian is "the stabby one." what the hell does that even mean that he's stabby? are you unable to find actual emotions you could use to describe him? i'm pretty sure there are plenty but somehow he's just "stabby." Steph obviously is "the girl robin" because apparently being a girl is enough of a description so she doesn't get to be described with emotions as well. in fandom Duke is "the normal one" for some reason. is it because you can only stomach him when he can only be described as "normal?" is he not allowed to be anything else? Dick and Jason can't be sometimes happy and sometimes angry and sometimes something else because there will always be someone who's going to reduce them to only one of these. are they not allowed all those other emotions? but tim is smart, okay? he's the smart one, the smart robin, the detective robin. but why would anyone complain when their fav character is described as smart right? the others can suck it, they don't get to be anything else but angry-happy, stabby, girl and normal. we shouldn't generalize them though! but tim is smart, dont forget about it!
This would’ve been posted on Juneteenth but my power went out last minute😭
Wanted to do some Justice League family cookout doodles, matching customized t-shirts and all! Definitely had so many characters I wanted to add that I didn’t get to, but it was super fun imagining interactions!! More deets in the tags v (I probs got alotta facts wrong but let’s all just pretend😭)
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