The Voodoo

Hannah, 23, Sagittarius, cool as a cucumber

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[coltre]

all the stick and pokes and tattoos my friends made on me. check my instagram for more pictures

[without-ado]

Grannies around 100 years old appeared in Vogue 2020. They are so beautiful just like flowers.

[sailorsally]

A comedy in two acts

[anxietyproblem]

[starlightomatic]

[campesine]

🐭

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[guardiantempest]

[andinthemeantimeconsultabook-de]

[1-800-fuckyou]

i am absolutely losing my mind over this article imagine living in the upper west side literally paying millions of dollars for a luxury apartment in the richest part of the greatest city in the world, you walk out of your complex with your thousand dollar stroller so connor or hunter or ashlyn can get some fresh air before their scheduled paleo snack when suddenly a fucking rat leaps into the thing like its being thrown by a stagehand in the bushes, a goblin achieving flight for a fraction of a second, scampering around in the shit and slime of the street and now its in your trust fund childs lap i am LIVING, new york freakin city babey!!!!!!!!!!!

[retroactivebakeries]

let the rats stroll!

[disposablebicycle]

yo lemme be the rat throwing stagehand

[piratesphinx]

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[department-of-rehabilitation-de]

[bill]

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed gecko

[duckbunny]

he’s got BONES in there

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[frosty--giants]

For some reason the addition of the nose in the last panel just kills me

[warchiefwindrunner]

DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS

[stopaskingformykik]

of course they have toe beans what else do you suck on

[warchiefwindrunner]

if there is a god, mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said

[hubris-cuirass]

[galwednesday]

I love the concept of the Hogwarts sorting hat, it’s like if schools made eleven-year-olds take an MBTI test and used the results to separate them into Jock, Nerd, Hobbit, and Bastard.