Like a bird on the wire.

— clown/car — — multifandom —

[milanesa42]

Rickrolling you via pigeon next summer

[judgejudyofficial]

you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this

[sleepy-and-cloaked-deactivated2]

same with nickelodeon.com, same with disney.com, same with barbie and neopets and webkinz and bratz and bionicles

nickelodeon used to have entire pages dedicated to their showers, trivia facts, games, online discussion boards, blog posts, interactive score boards

same with disney and barbie and neopets

this is what the Disney.com page looked like for W.I.T.C.H. back when they still had Jetix

this is what the kim possible page used to look like

and do you know what you get when you go to disney now to look for games?

it takes you to the app store

the fucking app store

and disneychannel has no games at all

same with nickelodeon...you have to hunt and scour for games and i wasn't able to find any in almost five full minutes of looking

every single day i miss what the internet used to be, how fun it was, how adventurous it was, the way that it truly wanted to engage with its audience, how there seemed to be a million different websites offering something fun to explore, something fun to engage with, pleasing layouts, actually interesting information, color schemes that were more than just white and gray with ad banners providing only an obnoxious hint of color that pops up to ruin your reading experience

but at least i can look back and remember the good times when the internet wasn't a zombie; today's children cannot, and for that i feel truly bad for them

[fangirltothefullest]

Reminder: pbskids.org, as the haven it is, as the haven it should be, still has playable games for kids for free on the website.

On your phone it recommends downloading the app for best playable experience but it's not mandatory and they DO work on pc and phone.

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[pencil-line-deactivated20241029]

method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

[lysenkoite]

[weaselle]

[abz-j-harding]

i can't cope

[saipng]

don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[legsloveless]

[rylandsgrace]

Guillermo Del Toro on AI "art"

SDCC 2025: Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art

[david]

[designpatternpirate]

(via david)

This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever created.

[designpatternpirate]

And this is the second oldest Post on Tumblr right now:

🤔🤔🤔

Source

[4gifs]

[setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-]

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

[lightsareout]

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

[witchsyren]

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

WHY IS IT BACK

[organicorc]

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

[mortimermcmirestinks]

hey does everyone remember the fucking harlem shake. this was goddamn inescapable in 2013

[sewercentipede]

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

[sewercentipede]

ok thanks for the info wiki

[fuckboysecurityllc]

Hey Paul!

[vevader3]

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

[omgthatdress]

ily, menswear guy

[jv]

Not to mention that one of the most famous, probably the top one, political factions in world history was named after the fact of the type of clothes its members used to (not) wear.

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[neenarchive]

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

[bisexualwario]

no way… you’re morose? AND lugubrious??? 😳

[bisexualwario]

[magnetic-deflection]

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

[life-on-our-planet]

This is the first confirmed live observation of the colossal squid, Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, at depth in its natural habitat. Pilots filmed the young cephalopod at about 600m near the South Sandwich Islands as the Schmidt Ocean Institute’s remotely operated vehicle SuBastian descended through the water column on a dive aiming to discover new marine species, in partnership with Ocean Census during the #SouthSandwichIslands expedition. ©Schmidt Ocean Institute

[hjartasalt]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[hjartasalt]

Daddy has five days left to live

[hjartasalt]

Daddy wishes to be cremated

[hjartasalt]

It's what daddy would have wanted

[hjartasalt]

Hi. Everyone else go home this is the only tag that matters to me

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.