moon cats and space queers

Beth. New Zealand. Cats. Books. Crying over fictional characters. Occasional Adult. Housecat. Haver of few spoons. Queer but in an exhausted way.

[catchymemes]

[sssquiddles]

[serene-elysium]

another pic, different angle

[randomklutz]

^ important

[probsjosh]

big boy

[tincansamurai]

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

Look, he was a genius, but he was also Gay

[andrewlloydwebber]

the vincent van gogh episode of doctor who but instead the doctor takes ts eliot to the premiere of the cats movie

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[valtsv]

me when i'm with other people: i am loved 😌

as soon as i'm alone: but am i 😰

[puukkolesbo]

no emotional object permanence

[yvmeji]

Take me to church talking about being disenchanted by organized religion and instead finding worship in the your lover and finding commune through esoteric rituals comprising of the very things considered unholy in the religion you were poisoned by on incident of birth…. hozier really did That

[lapetitsyrene]

Early 1900s anti-suffragette poster

[distant-ominous-crash]

[candiikismet]

Right

[c3rvida3]

So, Hard Candy makes this “iridescent pearl highlighter”, and I was piiiiiiiissed, because it ended up just being somewhat satiny, pinkish-white pressed powder that only showed up as shimmer/glitter over really dark shadow or with tons of mixing medium.

But, uhh, once the translucent/“pearl” powder part settles into your skin, it’s straight up blue and pink glitter, y'all.

And so you shouldn’t, uhm, like as an example that maybe a total dumbass might do, shrug and just use it to set your whole face hoping it’ll just make you vaguely dewy.

Because it’s definitely glitter. And your whole face will be blue and pink teeny shimmers as far as the eye can see, and considering you’re caked in glitter, the eye doesn’t even need to see that fuckin’ far. And, uhh, if you were to, like, hypothetically do your makeup in your bra, there’s a lot of fallout. Not, like, the sexy robot detective kind, but the My New Name is Glittertits Cullen and I’m Here to Party kind, so. Hmm.

There’s nothing I can do– I mean, there’s nothing I can THINK of that an IDIOT WHO DID THIS could do, to fix it.

I am a business casual disco ball and I no longer fear death. This concludes my makeup review. Use my coupon code “AW DUDE FUCK FOR REAL WHY THIS” for 20% off all Hard Candy products.

[podle5]

Thank you for writing that last paragraph.  It is magnificent.

[runcibility]

BUSINESS CASUAL DISCO BALL

is my new Jaeger name

[callmebliss]

Piloted by Glittertits Cullen

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[brainstatic]

[0x202f]

I will always add the follow up to this.

[viewtifulgio]

10k enemies to lovers slow burn

[wizzard890]

queer etiquette question: as a lesbian, how do you feel about bi/pan people referring to themselves as gay? like generally saying 'i'm gay' as a casual identifier, or expressing attraction to someone of the same gender by saying 'i'm gay' (in other words, not in the context of relationship/attraction with someone of the opposite sex)

I think that it’s 2019 and climate change is happening, the focus on terminology within the queer community is at this point embarrassing. 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

sometimes u just gotta go for someone’s ankles. gotta herd them. they don’t know what’s going on so it’s up to you

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

small dog posted this

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[kraljevna-deactivated20210701]

why are all of those posts with tender quotes about men! shut up about them! what about when virginia woolf wrote "i never seem to run out of tenderness for you" and vita sackville-west said "oh my dear, i can’t ever be clever and stand-offish with you: i love you too much for that. too truly." and girl in red sang "i will follow you home, although my lips are blue and i'm cold" and natasha ngan wrote "she makes me feel reappeared. reimagined. her touch shapes me, draws out the boldness that had been hiding in my core." and oh pep! sang "my baby talks at a mile a minute, she sings like a church with a choir in it" and audre lorde said "there is, for me, no difference between writing a good poem and moving into sunlight against the body of a woman i love."

[fandom-will-be-my-fall]

!!! WARNING, EVERYONE !!!

IF YOU SEE THIS IN A YOUTUBE AD MUTE YOUR DEVICE AND SCROLL UNTIL YOU CAN’T SEE THE VIDEO SCREEN ANYMORE.

This is an ad about animal cruelty that has very loud screaming of dying animals. Also flashing, graphic pictures of said animals, like a dead chicken or a pig biting a wired fence.

It’s about thirty seconds, the screaming starts 10 seconds in and the ad isn’t skippable.

It can trigger panic attacks and cause your anxiety to skyrocket, and it’s just generally a very disturbing thing no one should see.

I’ve only seen a warning yet, haven’t stumbled across this before despite using YT a lot but for the love of God please be careful. Here is a link to that video but ONLY WATCH IT IF YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SENSITIVE TO THIS TYPE OF CONTENT. I’m merely giving out the link so you can report it and I wouldn’t advise any of you actually watch it.

[december-again]

Nov. 28th, 2019

[mad-hare]

Not to mention the video TELLS you to put on headphones and turn up your volume?!

[theorangedead]

[woo-sustainability]

this is here bc i thought it was a shitpost before i realized tumblr was telling me “hey, you follow the sustainability tag, how’s this?”

[tarbor]

I hate it when I’m really nice …. And then people are just not that nice ? The audacity

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

where my mentally ill girls at

[oooooooo]

[polishedglassrod]

Knowing your life’s purpose