[karasratworld]

You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts

[thenameisdog]

[willietheshakes]

Dogs on TV always look so stiff. Like they’re supposed to be just sitting there but you can tell that the dog is like “!!!! Am good boy!!! Am hold position!!! Am look off stage at handler!!! Hi handler!!! Ready your finest treats for the good boy!!!”

[wickedpissahnerd]

My favorite are dogs who are supposed to be fierce but are so clearly playing at it. Just dubbing in growls can’t change that butt-wiggle of “I’m doing THE THING and soon I’ll get PRAISE and play with MY TOY”

[willietheshakes]

Yes. This too.

[lentilswitheverything]

In the Lion the Witch and the Wardobe movie (the one with Tilda Swinton, not the BBC one) the wolves all have CGI tails. Because they’re actually Malamute or Huskie crosses and wouldn’t stop wagging their goddamn tails all the time because they were so excited to be playing with all these nice people on this nice set with their nice handlers just out of shot holding lots of nice sausage.

[capturetheatre]

when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

[angel-gamer-deactivated20210424]

I think the funniest thing is her diction. Like that shit sticks with you.

[bitterblackbitch]

This is what I imagine John Mulaney sounded like as a child

[surprisebitch]

ariana grande’s enunciation reminds me of the time i was sucking dick and the guy asked me a question in the middle that isn’t a yes-or-no type like “oh fuck when’s the last time you’ve been deepthroated?” and i try to respond with a dick suffocating me like “lungaweeffawgho” and while moaning, he goes “aah wha?” but my answer shouldn’t matter cause what’s important is he’s having a good time like how i enjoy ari’s songs even when i dont understand what she’s saying

[skyhatsu]

[teathattast]

[flamingfoxninja]

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

[flamingfoxninja]

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

[flamingfoxninja]

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

[flamingfoxninja]

made it one hour and I swear I can hear them say the same line in two different ways

1) This song’s gonna get stuck inside your

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

[flamingfoxninja]

hour and 15 minutes

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

[flamingfoxninja]

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

[flamingfoxninja]

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

[flamingfoxninja]

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

[flamingfoxninja]

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

[flamingfoxninja]

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

[flamingfoxninja]

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

[flamingfoxninja]

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

[flamingfoxninja]

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

[flamingfoxninja]

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

[flamingfoxninja]

i need to FEED

[flamingfoxninja]

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

[flamingfoxninja]

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

[flamingfoxninja]

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

[flamingfoxninja]

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

[flamingfoxninja]

I hate this movie so much

[flamingfoxninja]

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

[flamingfoxninja]

IT HAS A FUCKING END CARD

MY FUCKING GOD

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

[endless-fluffering]

OP did not put themself through this for 342 notes

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[celiaro-bottomtext]

The Shaggy actor fought it for a cool two days and now he’s accepted his new role with open arms.

[sugar-splenda]

Shaggy finally took over

[recentgooglesearches]

do ghosts think i act weird

[bestviralposts]

MOOD!!

[itsnonchalant]

Me at rebel

[quaackmire-deactivated20211110]

this is me dancing in my bathroom

[pepenciowithissues]

I want what she is having

[bestviralposts]

I WANT HIS PERSONAL TRAINER!

credit to: Raydiaz / ig

[ambs-witdalocs]

If this isn’t the cutest shit in the world

[tinyfighterjetski]

@failedcasanova how bougie would it be for us to show up at the gym with our pack of dogs?

[failedcasanova]

OHHHH GOODDDD GOD THE DOG IS THROWING MORE SHADE THAN MR ABS AND MISS BOOTY COMBINED !!! Making them both look like ugly peasants !!!! We could definitely go to the gym with our dogs !

[tinyfighterjetski]

Ahh ahahah right? I love that he has a little work out shirt and that they pan to him for as many sass shots as the people lmao 😂😂

[what-is-a-sa-lad]

going to use this as motivation

[venusseraphic]

why can the dog do that and i can’t that’s unfair as hell

[sethmeyers-andysamberg]

SO I WENT TO THE LOUVRE TODAY…

[sethmeyers-andysamberg]

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SAW THIS, LISTEN TO IT WITH VOLUME UP!

[sashtons-blog]

[scifuck]

WHAT

[ranchoenthusiast]

I may have reblogged this recently but holy shit the noise it makes when he slaps the bowl out of his hand fucking kills me.

[kingrda]

It’s back

[funniest-stuff]

Great lesson in empathy, you never know what someone is going through.

[twodotsknowwhy]

“And I put on weight. Big f–ing deal” is gonna be my new mantra

[drethelin]

Wentworth Miller is really good

[sixpenceee]

Reblog for good luck!

[witchyylesbian]

Here for iiiit

[mysharona1987]