a Peon's Pinned Post of Painis
⚓ Hello there! I'm Boper! ⚓
Welcome to my little shop of [[Cool]], where I bring you whatever morsels of humor and coolness I can find across the world wide web!
If you want to mess about, I have alternative names. Not to hide from the law though, that's illegal isn't it? =) Boper, Spam, Benny, Bee, Angel, and Neil if I want to seem normal. In order of preference, by the way.
ABOUT THIS GUY?
Where am I from? What do I look like to you, some 60 year old grandma getting an email from a distant prince who needs 1000 bucks? You don't need to know shit besides I reside in the sea and I'm approaching your door in 17 minutes and 9 seconds. =) I'm old enough to fuck. That's it. Next question. I'm not the fondest of labels. My gender is a mystery and I'm fucking your mom and your dad as I speak. People don't interest me very often, but when they do...
TOP 10 TRICKS TO NOT PISS ME OFF
10 . Don't be a Bigot! Works 100% of the time 9 . If you're not allowed within 50 feet of a school you're not allowed within 50 feet of me! 8 . Fun fact! NFT stands for N- Eat my F- Fucking ass and T- Shove a paperclip in your dick! 7 . If you shut up and let people enjoy things it'll remove the stick from your ass in 2.69420 seconds! 6 . People have mental illnesses and it's none of your business. You know what should be your business? BUYING MY WA- 5 . Now that you have the stick out of your ass, get the second, smaller and more smug stick out of your ass because JOKES ON YOU! I'm a little hater! 3 . This isn't bring your kid to work day Sharron, get that little crotch goblin OUTTA MY STORE NOW and remember to turn off your oven sweetheart. Looking forward to that macaroni casserole on Thursday 2. . Look to your dog now back to me now back to your dog now back to me, your funny green minecrap man shirt is gone and replaced with BEES!!! ANGRY AND FUCKING PISSED BEES!!!!! 1 . Tip #1, If you don't know shit, ask shit. Will always work GUARANTEED! boper-emporium .inc is not under any legal liability if this tip does in fact not work.
A huge shout-out goes to my shareholders and loyal customers!
Thank you and please shop again soon, Because you're always welcome at Boper's Emporium!
