is that a rhino on your leg or

Natalia/20/Poland Chelsea FC and Poland NT supporter. Frank Lampard is a legend and forever my fave. I might love him as much as JT does and that's a lot. Also, tv shows and movies. Sometimes I take a break from having feelings about my otps to have feelings about my otps. That's it, that's the whole blog. Right now I'm obsessing over Supernatural, Destiel, Cockles and Misha Collins the most. [I feel like this description makes me seem like a coherent person but I'm not really]

[spanklampardd]

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[spanklampardd]

Kim Dzong Un – Dictator of North Korea. He Threatens the world that he will use his atomic bombs. Converted text from song Kings of Leon – Use Somebody

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[spanklampardd]

The theory of flat earth is spread extremly fast. Stop this insanity, with your brain!

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[spanklampardd]

Modificated polish patrotic slogan, in S.T.A.L.K.E.R world.

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[spanklampardd]

“Lemme smash” and “you want sum fuk?” are slang expressions indicating an interest in engaging in sexual intercourse. This sexuality life of birds is now a meme!

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[spanklampardd]

friend: are you still upset over that tv show?

me: im getting over it, it's not worth it anymore they just keep screwing up more and more as time goes on

friend: oh that's goo—

me: i just think it's funny how they thought—

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[teacakes]

this child has murdered entire families in cold blood i can feel it in my heart

[dontlistentothehippynonsense-de]

@tim-longjohn-curry ur my special friend ❤

[tim-longjohn-curry]

@dead-ghoul-walking what the actual fuck

[memewhore]

[micdotcom]

Watch: You have to see the look on their faces when they find out it’s the Bible.

[susiethemoderator]

Yikes

[selweezus-deactivated20190110]

Not surprise. A lot of Christians haven’t read the entire bible.

[sonoanthony]

A lot of Christians haven’t opened a bible

[a-creepy-weirdo-has]

When it’s revealed that it’s the bible one guy admits his own prejudice and said his prejudice was subconscious and everyone has it and another woman goes “it’s the media!!!”

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

does… does he know what that means

[captainedbypalliddata]

Lay your cash down for the chance to fuck Ted Cruz

[spanklampardd]

baby: [waving its hands around] what am i?? what are these??? who are YOU? what is THIS ????

parents: you're a heterosexual male and your name is jimmy and your favorite color is blue but you won't tell anyone that because you're a Man(tm) and you'll grow up to be a basketball player. aww look at that, he reached his hand out for the nurse omg what a flirt!!!

baby: [screaming]

[gothicprep]

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

[huelebicho-deactivated20210101]

Let her continue

[omoroi]

[steveandbucky-deactivated201702]

i feel like age of ultron is like that one really bad fanfic set in canonverse that you read until the end because well you started it and it looked promising and youre halfway through so you might as well finish it and afterwards you sit there feeling confused and weirded out like ‘wtf did i just read’ and spend the next 3 weeks trying to forget you ever read it or pretending it doesn’t exist

[steveandbucky-deactivated201702]

ever wonder what it’d look like?

[fortheatlantic-deactivated20210]

Can’t afford $11.50 to go see Mockingjay? don’t worry! turn on the news and experience the same dystopian horror for free

[strongermonster]

individual canadians confirmed as 5 gays in a trench coat

[minajs]

“we’re having mcdonalds for dinner”

“i made cookies”

“i did your laundry for you" 

“we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"