bullshit queen

Agnes | '01 | damn it all to hell

[disgustinggf]

[kisseism]

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[mikadonian]

at this point even the two red bulls in the logo are gonna leave

[starbuck]

i was so right to say this

[floristicgrave]

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[mrsbrxkkxr]

I saw this on fb yesterday and I am still laughing

[mentalmeles]

[feketeribizli]

a sad little mouse wandered into my incestuous house of horrors

[maxverstockexchange]

My terrible son the AMR26

[softosc]

LOSING MY MIN D

[hellsite-testing-ground]

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

[dogpuppy]

[brat-cedes]

Max Verstappen speech bubble

[zegalba]

Naoki Ito: Urban Nature (2009)

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that