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Kiana Khansmith
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Jules of Nature
Kaledo Art
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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KIROKAZE
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Sade Olutola
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Janaina Medeiros
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@sparkly-octopus
69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs
england is smaller than my state and has like almost as many bars as the entire US combined. like it's just 10,000 short of catching up to the US, a country with almost 5 times its population
going to one pub every single day it would take you 130 years to go to every pub in britain
i told this to my partner and he was like “that’s why we have pub crawls. one pub a day is rookie shit” lmao
who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week
too bad, im showing you anyway
a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure
THIS THREAD HAS GOTTEN SO MUCH BETTER
What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Don’t let him drive that cargo freighter,
don’t let him steer that cargo freighter,
don’t let him near that cargo freighter,
early in the morning.
as soon as a man says female i tune out. fuck you
If anyone is confused, basically, there’s a huge difference between using female as an adjective and using it as a noun. Saying “a female pilot” isn’t weird but just calling a woman “a female” makes many women feel gross. It feels weirdly dehumanizing, especially considering that many men who are guilty of this don’t refer to men as “males” (instead of “men and women” it’s “men and females.”) Just say “woman.” It’s not that hard.
see the thing about star trek is, the thing that the new treks don't really get i think, is that star trek is fundamentally about asking many different questions. and like sure those questions are philosophical some of the time like "what if the alien slaves like being slaves, should we do something about that?" and "in a universe with so many different life forms, why do we draw the line regarding sentience at artificial life forms?" and stuff, but also fundamentally star trek is about asking "what if you could get pregnant from holding hands and you started growing extra nipples as well" (such is life) and "if a ghost fucked your grandma and your mom and wanted to fuck you, would you fuck him in the name of tradition?" (yes) and "what if the local AI got really into larping and sherlock holmes?" (join him). like its about Having Fun and i cant enjoy a star trek that isnt like that. i dont want a 50 episode arc about the responsibility of captaincy, i want a 40 minute discussion about what it would be like if you were suddenly a lizard thats then never mentioned again.
new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling
I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
Gamechanger
Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.
@gentrychild useful! :0
Thank you!
In Star Trek AOS 4, they go back into the past (or the alternate timeline), pick up two whales, and return to the events of Star Trek (2009) to prevent the destruction of Vulcan.
Half of the movie is the actors being spliced into the other film(s), “Trials and Tribble-ations”-style, and desperately trying to avoid running into themselves.
Amanda lives, of course.
@trekcore it got better! Thanks for sharing on twitter
status of local family: a mess
Would love to know if the OP saw the same thing I do here
You mean the polyamory? Hell yes
You know, this would explain why Picard, the most English person ever to walk aboard a starship, continues to claim he’s French.
The older this post gets and GB is still in the EU, the funnier it gets.
I laughed way too hard at this
in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!
OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT
HOLY SHIT
this guy GETS IT
oh my gosh that last one
