Batfam or Die

I just really love Batfam, okay??

[candyshooger-blog]

[business-as-usual-bats]

you are so damn right about liking different versions of tim and im sick of people harassing me because i like the coffee addict tim... literally current tim is still ooc in comics and most canon writers ruined his personality, at least we are making some good positive posts here and not being annoying...

I like coffee Tim! I also like Tim as Catlad and just a smidge slutty... I like Tim that's really bad at trying to Express Emotions and is perpetually confused about social interaction... I like Tim who gets overwhelmed when someone gives him the slightest bit of attention... I like Tim trying to be the next Batman and prove he's the World's Greatest Detective and takes things wayyy too seriously... I like CEO bad ass Tim that everyone respects... geeky fanboy Tim who takes pictures of his favorite heroes... I like Tim as as the Good Middle Child who's actually bastard who gets away with everything by blaming it on his brothers...

There's so much potential. So much good. I've been inspired by so many different versions.

[sparkstime]

Yes! All versions of Tim are amazing and I agree entirely. (Also I HAVE to use coffee Tim because I literally can't relate to anything else and I can't write a character I can't relate to in some way).

[jay-kwellyn]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?

[thoughtsof-r]

black boys in gymnastics would be undefeated

[notoriouslynay]

Super human

[kingrudegyalchina]

You didn’t even need the caption fam . We were going to support you regardless.

[snapescapades]

Important addition: op’s name is Jackie and she uses she/her pronouns. ❣️❣️❣️

[kerolunaticat]

Damian asserting his dominance

[out-of-context-batfam]

Batman: The Dark Knight (2011) #21

[sparkstime]

Who's is it then, Bruce?

[youngjustice-says]

i mean—

[angelsaxis]

AU where Padme is a Jedi and Ahsoka is her padawan.

[wuhkie]

I’ll have the fic on your desk by Monday

[angelsaxis]

[angelsaxis]

The best part is the fact that Anakins not even like a tactful senator. He's super popular but he and Padme have the exact same negotiation styles as they do in the normal canon

Senator: *starts insulting someone Anakin loves*

Anakin: *pulls out a gun on the Senate floor* say it again

[wuhkie]

Ahsoka always gets this wolfish grin on her face whenever she and Padme are assigned to protect Anakin because sure, Padme occasionally gets into aggressive negotions but mostly is pretty calm. Anakin, though?

Padme: Really, Ahsoka, I don’t see why you’re so eager for a dull bodyguard assingment with Anak—uh, Senetor Skywalker.

Ahsoka: The last time we were supposed to have a “dull assignment” with Skywalker he called Grievous “dooku’s punk clanker bitch” and blew up half his fleet.

Padme: I’m aware. I’m the one who had to duel Grievous while you held Skywalker back.

Ahsoka: And it was dope.

[stealingpotatoes]

I offer this hasty sketch to this god-tier au

[symeona]

Babies..

[laquilasse]

Dickbabs Week Day 1: Firsts I love the idea that she was his first crush while she was totally over it (when Bruce was his age he only had a crush on justice so go easy on him)

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[out-of-context-batfam]

Catwoman (2002) #69

[batkidsaremadkids]

Hide your kids away at night, the Batman's out tonight.

[crippledinafunway]

He’s recruiting the new Robins younger and younger

[out-of-context-batfam]

Catwoman (2002) #69

[batkidsaremadkids]

Hide your kids away at night, the Batman's out tonight.

[aloofwindbag]

Tim can bleed out if he wants to

[gothamhell]

dick, when he meets superman the first time as a little bby robin, is absolutely starstruck. he calls him sir, is very polite, and BEAMS when clark tells him he thinks he’s doing a great job, and clark quickly develops a soft spot for his new pseudo-nephew

dick, in his late twenties, barges into clark’s apartment wearing heelies, a t-shirt that says “gotham: at least we’re not hub city”, and jorts while shouting “CLARK YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE BULLSHIT THAT BRUCE IS DOING”, and clark can’t even be mad because he absolutely wants to hear abt it

[why-i-love-comics]

Green Lantern: New Guardians #1 (2011)

written by Tony Bedard art by Tyler Kirkham, Batt, & Nei Ruffino

[incorrectbatfam]

Kyle: “The Squad” is the best book I’ve ever read, and I’ve read fifteen books.

Jason: Fifty? That’s not that many– wait, did you say fifteen?

[thequeerwithoutfear-deactivated]

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

[shanology]

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.

Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.

Me:

Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.

Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.

Daughter: /nods seriously/

Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned

[skiplo-wave]

The kids are right Jazz

[supreme-leader-stoat]

But what if I want to be the secret librarian?

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if you were the secret librarian?

Son: wouldn’t be a secret library. I have nothing to hide.

Daughter: so not a secret librarian. A good librarian.

Me: you two are on a wavelength I can’t understand