i'm gay, johnathan

my name is SPARKY and i DO NOT REBLOG THINGS CONSISTENTLY. he/she. 21+

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's so funny when someone says something a bit fishy and you go to check their blog to see if a block is warranted and their bio says something like "apparently i am what Some people call racist, because (bullshit excuse)" and it's like oh are you now

[dragongirlsweetie]

failed to do this kind of check before interacting with someone and i got blocked and called a brainrotted manchild for filling out a form she required you to fill out before saying "hi"

[strangehorse]

OCD recovery is cosmically unfair because it's the only disorder i know of where the treatment is 'okay! now make yourself feel worse'

[strangehorse]

depression recovery: go for a walk. eat some nice food. meet with a friend. be kind to yourself.

OCD recovery: okay, so it's very important to accept that we cannot definitively rule out that you are mega-hitler, and you may have caused 9/11

[7777777awawawa7777777]

any recommendations on how to more directly interface with my fear of death while eating a cheese burger?

[low-polly]

choke?

[prokopetz]

The corollary of needing to be willing to frame arguments in terms of moral precepts you don't necessarily share is needing to be aware of subtext. Yes, it's easy to get a certain stripe of hyper-conservative folks to agree with anything you please by framing it in terms of opposition to Big Government, but a large part of that is because when you say "Big Government", what they hear is "Jews". You didn't hack their brain with magic words, you just didn't realise what you were saying!

[anglerfl3sh]

I love post like "you all are against rich people until they're a fictional character" because it's completely true. I am against rich people until it's a fictional character. I don't think liking Scrooge McDuck makes someone a class traitor

[brightlotusmoon]

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[prguitarman]

Happy Left Handers Day!

[smeemos]

smeemo loves sitting like this lately

[smeemos]

it's the next big thing in smeeming.

[dogpuppy]

[pineberry-princess]

[silly-signs]

Office silly sien

[kaijuerotica]

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

[cottoncandylesbo]

[cottoncandylesbo]

[cottoncandylesbo]

[pjackk]

fuck my commute

[bungerc0re]

most insufferable traits become tolerable and often attractive when transferred instead to a woman

[bungerc0re]

this is mostly a consequence of misogyny, the forces that enable men to be sleazy scumbags by default heavily discourage that in women and so her shittiness is in active defiance of social order rather than in line with it, but critically women are just more likable

[heedra]

if i couldn't have any of the obvious first choice superpowers i would want my power to be the power of i can go anywhere and its not a problem. the way this power would work is that as long as im peaceful and respectful i can go anywhere and nobody will see it as weird or see me as a target for hostility. i can walk into a cool house to politely peep the decor or walk into a tall office building to politely peep the decor or walk around a city at night alone to politely peep the decor or walk into a strange facility to politely peep the decor or walk onto a plane and ride the plane to its destination and then walk around there to politely peep the decor and its fine as long as im chill. no need to make me faster or anything i can just walk at a normal pace. its good for the soul.

[heedra]

first choice superpower is of course to be the thing from The Thing except im friendly and my superhero name is Mystery Meat

[aceynk]

kicks you in the amazing digital head