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skruttet

What st elmo’s fire actually is:

What my mind thought of:

memory-bees

lilboreddev-blog

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

poeticfog

9 million people fucking love dogs

tracknumber06

Here we come 10.

dark-eyed-harmothoe

BREAK THE POST

bifrostiron

I’ve finally found it again

the elusive 10 million note post

they say no two people reblog it with the same original text

ownerofidaho

IT’S BACK

a-plethora-of-aardvarks

LET’S GET TO 11 FRICKIN MILLION

adw520

i found it again~

truly-a-snitch

Come on 11 mil let’s go break the post

shittypostarchive

29/07/2019

badjokesbyjeff

A 15 year old boy comes home with a Porsche

His parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?”

He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”

“With what money?” Demanded his parents. “We know how much a Porsche costs!”

“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”

The parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like this for fifteen dollars!?” They asked.

“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy, “don’t know her name— they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”

“Oh my goodness!” Gasped the mother, “she must be a child abuser! Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”

So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in her yard calmly planting flowers. He introduced himself as the father of the boy she sold the Porsche to for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why.

“Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn’t intend to come back. He claimed he was really stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did.”

theradicalace

jeff. we’ve discussed your username.

antisinclair

Me: *watching thomas’ new tik tok* haha its the sides!

*one second later*

softestvirgil

Emile Picani. That's it. That's the post.

softestvirgil

I swear I cannot stop thinking about his SMILE. My god.

galacticchaosminion

romansleftshoulderpad

loginceismyjam

Reblog if you want this lil therapist to take care of your problems

romansleftshoulderpad

sandersgifs

(x)

softestvirgil

Can I pick all of them?

spawnofloki2-blog

I choose Thomas, is the being of which these beautiful bois where taken from.

whitepeopletwitter

The bean jar

barreboy

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

iridescentoracle

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

voyagevisuelle

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

coolstoryrob

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

bestrooftalkever

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

ninja-sex-tarp

I’m fucking done with this site

celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

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neenernina

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

amor-moved

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

thereisagirlwhonevergoesoutpt2

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

memeseverdie

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

theinfiknight

HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

liquid-geodes

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

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swan2swan

If you haven’t seen this story, look up his name: Francisco Galicia.

Expect to see him come 2020, when the debates begin and the political battle heats up. Expect to see him in a suit testifying in court, or before Congress. This young man is a witness and a victim, and the fact that this isn’t a more prominent story on every news station is what truly frightens me.

swan2swan

From The Dallas News:

Galicia says he lost 26 pounds during that time in a South Texas immigrant detention center because officers didn’t provide him with enough food.

He said he wasn’t allowed to shower and his skin was dry and dirty.

He and 60 other men were crammed into an overcrowded holding area where they slept on the floor and were given only aluminum-foil blankets, he said. Some men had to sleep on the restroom area floor.

Ticks bit some of the men and some were very sick, Galicia said. But many were afraid to ask to go to the doctor because CBP officers told them their stay would start over if they did, he said.

I would remind you that concentration camps are actually real.

“I told them we had rights and asked to make a phone call. But they told us, ‘You don’t have rights to anything’,” Francisco Galicia said.

This is happening.

arctic-hands

[the screencapped tweets are in initial link]

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

badolmen

I got 100%??? On my GIS test I barely studied for??? And now I don’t have to take the final???? Holy fucking shit this post works.

gisellegrantham-deactivated2020

I got a job today lol

breadlesbian

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand

anothercleverjedimindtrick

Spy Kids is a national treasure

behelix

how dare you talk about spy kids as though it is not the most brilliant franchise ever created

spawnofloki2-blog

It adds to the charm of Spy Kids, it has unique characters that people can relate to and the amazing actors and actresses that play them. For kids they love the sci- fi and all the funny little silly jokes, while the parents also probably snickered as well they might have enjoyed seeing the serious actors (or soon to be) be portrayed in a different light.

shejustcalledmeafish

I woke up before eight, I’m very tired, but I need to get back into school mode, so it’s all good

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dreamyfreakout

Don’t gender strangers, y’all! (psst... my patreon is here!)

feministtalks

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Straight Parents: We just want to decide when our kids are introduced to the idea of relationships!

Also Straight Parents: (watch a one year old baby boy playing with blocks with a one year old baby girl) HAHAHA he is already such a ladykiller

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swolerbear

I am used to people assuming my long haired dmab child is a girl, that is what 99% of people think, no matter what Baby is wearing. Despite the fact that I use gender neutral terms for Baby on tumblr, in real life I do not even attempt to raise them gender neutrally because I don’t trust society. However, I also do not rigidly enforce their gender. most people refer to them as a girl when they meet them, and typically I do not bother to “correct” them because I don’t care. The only time I “correct” them is when it gets weird or the interaction is prolonged.

One time I was at the store when another dmab child started following mine around. The family of that kid thought it was the cutest thing they had ever seen. They laughed, “look, he’s following that little girl around!” I smiled politely and kept shopping

They didn’t go away, however. They kept following us. My child didn’t really understand what was going on, and they kept saying things like, “look, he has a crush on the little girl!” I don’t know how long this went on, but it got really weird. Finally, I turned and said, “actually, he’s a boy.”

They disappeared. Not another word was spoken. I don’t think they even acknowledged what I said beyond a shocked “oh”. Suddenly, it wasn’t cute. Suddenly, it wasn’t Innocent. Suddenly, their boy didn’t have a crush on my boy, like they had insisted before.

It’s fucking toxic and weird