This is really just a random collection of things I happen to find that make me smile, laugh, think...etc. She/Her, 30
Occassionally post things to this blog but primarily post to my headcanon blog: spaztastic-headcannons
howdy revel! a toy shop opened up near my city. they take trade-ins and apparently people come every now and then to sell em their transformers, often in bulk
well, guess who i found in a little plastic bag… RUMBLE!!! or frenzy…? depends on who you ask lol ;) i personally subscribe to firrib/ribfir.
the shop helps host a toy expo i’ll be going to on saturday, and then i’m headed to a pride festival! hope you have a good weekend!
Awww he’s just a little guy! And I go by FIRRIB, too
Soft AU- Flex
Rumble x Reader
• What are you looking at? Staring as he smirks and flexes, one corner of his visor dims and then brightens again. Did he just wink at you? Flustered, you’re pretty sure he did. “Enjoying the view?” He asks and you snort to make his cocksure smile waver. Would almost feel bad, but you know what a gremlin he is. Rolling your eyes, you start walking and you’re not even surprised when he follows you. Still flexing his arm to show off his nonexistent muscles. What is he doing? You’re second hand embarrassed for him.
• Had seen you and several other caretakers watching the guards do this as they’d exercised, your little group laughing and gossiping. Maybe he’s doing it wrong? He’d been pretty sure he’d cracked the human courting behavior code, though. “It’s alright to feel overwhelmed, because these arms can hold you up if you feel a little weak,” he croons and you make a choking noise, coughing as you walk a little faster.
• Eyes burning as you struggle to not crack up laughing, you try to decide if he’s serious or not and you’re pretty sure he is. “What exactly do you think you’re doing right now?” You say, pleased at how serious you sound. ‘Rizzing you up,’ he growls, both arms flexing and you lose it laughing. Because he’s either been talking to the guards or watching too much TV and you’re not sure which is worse. ‘Feel free to throw yourself at me.’
• Scowling as you laugh, his plating lifts slightly in offense. But at least you’re not saying no. Maybe he’s missing something. Or Kindle was right and he needs to sing for you? Frustrated as you stride away, he follows you. “Are you playing hard to get?” He asks and you’re shaking your head. But you wouldn’t admit to it if you were. You’d make him work for it. ‘Stop following me,’ you say through laughter and he can’t help but smile crookedly even if you’re laughing at him. Likes the sound of your laughter.
• “You like it,” he growls and your shoulders shake with laughter. Shaking your head, you’re not about to admit that his pitiful attempts to flirt are kind of cute. Really don’t want to encourage him. Even if you do like him when he’s not being a demanding jerk. ‘You’re an idiot,’ you call over your shoulder, hearing his peds behind you. “Good thing you’re into idiots.” Snorting at him, his servos catch your wrist and you’re forced to stop and turn to face him as he grins. His free hand reaches to brush your cheek and your heart goes racing. Is he about to kiss you? Are you going to let him?
You'd think pokemon gender roles are simpler because there's little emphasis on genitals and nearly everyone uses it/its but it's more complicated actually
Ratchet*Giving a Colossus speech about being a better person*
Deadpool!Y/n*Hearing Ratchet go off like Colossus as they have Pharma, your special gun on his forehead, you glance at First aid then at Pharma rolling your eyes*...
First aid*Sighs*...
Pharma*Also looks unimpressed by the speech*...
Deadpool!Y/n*Doesnt even blink or flinch as they shoot Pharma's head WIDE open,enegon spilling and splashing all over the place*...
Ratchet*Is completely shocked and even throws up a bit seeing you do it like it was nothing, you're the softest in the ship*-WHY!?
Deadpool!Y/n*Puts gun back on your thigh strap*You were drooning on!... Been spending too much time with Optimus and rung-SURE I may be STUCK with the immortality, but at least FUCKFACE won't come back from that, if being an autobot or hero means sparring psychopaths means I wasn't meant to be one, not EVERYONE is a monitor hall like you-
