lady luck

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[lvqbrl]

you know what yeah. this did fuck severely

[funnytwittertweets]

[love]

“Almond Blossoms" Vincent Van Gogh, 1890. This painting came to life to celebrate the arrival of Van Gogh’s nephew. Exhibited at Van Gogh Live.

[foolishcrow]

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

[gayweeddaddy69]

It's like when they reintroduced wolves to yellowstone

[thecrabbybarista]

YOU CALL THIS HEALING?!? I'M UNDER FUCKING SIEGE

[astraltrickster]

- deer and other prey animals when they reintroduced wolves to Yellowstone

[disgustinggf]

Is everything ok

nothing has been ok since i turned 12 but thank u for asking!

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[skywitchmaja]

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

[blooming-conifers]

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

[calamitycons]

I hope Robert and Barbara Wire are in a happy and committed relationship.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

boyfriend tripped on his vacuum at 4 in the morning and took it really personally

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

reactions to this are literally either just “henry is an angel and you people are monsters” or

[bloodwrittenballad]

fucking joseph quinn and his pretty fucking doe eyes and his cute little fucking smile and precious little laugh and fucking cute accent like what the fuck

[theantisocialpeach]

[crustycreature]

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

[aroacedavestrider]

for anyone who has a hard time figuring out which letters to take away, here they are in alphabetical order (dyslexia gang rise up)

A, B, D, E, F, H, L, M, P, Q, S, T, X, Y, Z

anyway nice to meet yall im rocvrir now which is KIND OF BALLER

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[garl612]

i wish there was someone i could show this to in real life without permanently damaging our relationship

[sci-fi-gifs]

STRANGER THINGS 4.04 ‘Dear Billy’

[ihatecispeople]

lmäöööö

[ihatecispeople]

american accented dinner guest: mm, oh my god. that was incredible

stereotypical swedish accented host 1:  oh, stop it, you’re too kind

guest: the mushrooms. de-licious

host 1: actually, we picked them ourselves.

guest: oh really?

host 1: yeah, yeah

american: where?

the music falls silent as do the people. a person chokes on their drink. everyone but the guest stare blankly into their food. 

guest: i’m sorry did I say something inappropriate?

host 1: oh no, it’s nothing, it’s nothing

host 2: don’t worry about it, yeah, don’t worry

guest: ah okay, thank god, yeah no i was just wondering where you picked the mushrooms

the party falls silent again

host 2: han var jävligt nyfiken, var han [somebody’s being fucking nosy]

guest: i don’t understand, what’s going on? have i said something inappropriate? i’m just wondering if you have a “spot” like where you pick your mushrooms, like your “mushroom spot”?

host 1, throws utensils down, raises voice and stands up: okay now you’re crossing the line, now you have- nu får du- i have to ask you to leave, please

guest: guys, i–

[aneternalfangirl]

Why is it inappropriate?

[ihatecispeople]

good mushroom spots are so few and far between. if too many people know of it, someone else will get to it before you do! finding a good spot is kept as a secret within a family so that you can ensure you manage to get some tasty chantarelles during mushroom season :) ASKING for someone’s spots is a social faux pas because you’re asking them to give up their mushrooms for you. lots of people in sweden take mushroom season really seriously!!!

[theblackmanonthemoon]

I did not know that

[silver-tongues-blog]

i cant believe its real life fae rules

[ironinkpen]

me: [listens to a new song]

my brain, upon receiving one single hit of Döpamine™: we shall listen to only this until we have wrung every last neurotransmitter out of it

[reuscaptivus]

I just got woken up, from a nightmare, by the train going by shaking my bed, to find that duolingo randomly sent me the first notification in over a year, please understand my state of mind right now

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[frosty--giants]

For some reason the addition of the nose in the last panel just kills me