Love yourself before anything else.

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Kiana Khansmith
we're not kids anymore.
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todays bird
noise dept.

Love Begins
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

#extradirty

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Love yourself before anything else.
Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love
me in the bronze age telling my friend how I got bred by a general, high priest, and donkey vender all in one night
How much money did judas sell out Jesus’ ass for though
Jesus of Nazareth when Judas sells him out for thirty pieces of silver which is worth $370 dollars in current money.
Thank you for being a friend.
Estelle Gettlemen: July 25, 1923 - July 22, 2008
Beatrice Arthur: May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009
Eddi-Rue McClanahan: February 21, 1934 - June 3, 2010
Betty Marion White Ludden: January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021
My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”
I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense
Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”
A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.
Capitalism is so exhausting
Fuck this
This is insane.
Capitalism is so innovative /s
Hi! Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass? Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?
Step 1: Open Notepad.
Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}") Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.
What does this do?
This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant. This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging. As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.
Damn, Tumblr back at it. Now we got coders coming in to save the day.
Tumblr’s collective hate for capitalism is astounding every time but damn if I don’t love it
For all my call center readers.
“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?
I made witch soups in my garden
regret.mp4
“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”
invader zim filmed this
Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob
that context makes is 10000X funnier
The Invader Zim laugh SENT ME
Miss Bellum vs Sedusa The Powerpuff Girls (S02E13) “Something’s a Ms.”
10 ur old me:
There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix
A follow up in my sketchbook
that's not a cat that's a knock off
@devourer-of-shredded-cheese
the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh
yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic
uuweweuundeheuhme
the digimon movie is really good
mel blanc fuckign yelling
Coin Hunt