The Speechian

Leah, a lover of all things theatre, Disney, and forensics.

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]

[misshoneywheeler]

[russiawave]

[valarie-lynn]

A penguin

[defydamage]

Snowbeeb

[justforsmiles]

omg

[birdsandbirds]

When your sharp-shin forgets how to sharp-shin.

My cool friend bands raptors. 

[falseredstart]

it’s always awkward if you give the bird a toss and it doesn’t want to fly…

[smooth-baby-town]

this is so funny wtf

[916gawd-deactivated20190411]

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your belly button is just your old mouth.

[virgoassbitch]

….

[acquaintedwithrask]

I was having a good day.  We were all having a good day.

[graywests]

oh, yes. above the fold.

[musicaltrash543]

I need to learn how to seduce guys with my extensive knowledge of muscials, and my constant need to reenact said muscials every 5 minutes, even though I can’t sing or dance.

[charliebartlett]

the many faces of david jacobs.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[slytherinnpride]

[official-enjolras]

You either sing One Day More with me or you can get out of my car and walk

[peerieweirdo]

i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna have to drop out

[peerieweirdo]

never mind everything sucks essay writing is horrible i have no clue what im doing im gonna drop out and become a street performer

[peerieweirdo]

NEVER MIND IM THE KING OF ACADEMIA IM GONNA GET 100% IM GONNA FINISH ON TIME AND HAVE A WELL STRUCTURED ARGUMENT AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME

[peerieweirdo]

never mind.

[srsfunny]

No Need For An Accountant

[awwww-cute]

Birthday boy

[weeb-dweeb]

If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag?

[long-gone-silvers]

You can’t tell me you’ve never walked into a room and forgotten why you’re there or lost a train of thought for a few seconds

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

Once when I was driving home from school I had a brief moment of panic because I thought I’d forgotten my car at school

[adambuffett]

donkey says “really really” to shrek when reassuring him that he likes him, shrek later says “really really” to donkey when reassuring him that he’ll help him cross the bridge to fiona’s castle, and then shrek says “really really” to fiona when he tells her he loves her

in conclusion, donkey taught shrek to love and be loved

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[wildlystrawberry]

“The tournament is running late

Novices:

Varsity: