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AJ / 25 / ♍ / 🇮🇪 / Might be Hades, been a while since I last checked

[thismousedraws]

i wanted modern midlink and then i remembered i have free will

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[st-hedge]

Well happy pride month to this anon and the terrible pun

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[prose-n-scripts]

concurrent events

[coyoteobsessed]

[bunniope]

HOW IT FEELS TO BE AN EVIL WOMAN WHEN YOU SEE A SENSITIVE YOUNG MAN

[ihni]

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

[ihni]

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

[inkrton]

[lazylittledragon]

more of jinx + vi's texts as requested from the last one :3

[pt 1][pt 2][pt 3][pt 4][pt 5][pt 6][pt 7][pt 8][pt 9][pt 10][pt 11][pt 12][pt 13]

bonus bc yes i did draw both of their pictures just to shrink them down to 4 pixels

[parkchanwoohoo]

I finished putting together the Irish-American heritage month display and Jesus CHRIST there are so few books about Ireland in our collection?? Once more, I must say:

[parkchanwoohoo]

Oh and for the people who asked me last time what "a lot of stuff" entails

[parkchanwoohoo]

How the FUCK did I forget this

[ghostofahuman]

[theneonghosts]

They Have AO3?!?

So apparently AO3 is cannonical to the DC universe, in which it is called Tales of our own or TO3!

[stealingpotatoes]

Top 5 ways the Joker should die

(commission info // tip jar!)

[emperorsgf]

Which is my sage way of saying I am in no danger of forgetting how my husband died. But I choose to remember how he lived.

[lazylittledragon]

references and lore crumbs!!