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Brie Larson // Tessa Thompson

I was on The Bachelorette and the final challenge was to propose to me. Whichever guy made the proposal I liked the most would be the one I married. The winner was the one who handed me a bag of chips and at the bottom of it was a ring. If I’m being honest, I would’ve married him irl too…

one-time-i-dreamt

WHO THE HECK IS ERIDAN

earthstory

The difference between a good photograph and a National Geographic photograph is often just a slight shift in perspective. Sometimes a ladder is really inexpensive tool (less so in my case, since I had to fly it to the remote Indian Ocean atoll of Aldabra) to obtain a different point of view. This proved to be the case on assignment for @natgeo in Seychelles a few years ago, when the ladder helped me create the opening image for this story. I have posted that particular photograph before, but I will post it again tomorrow for reference. Aldabra has the highest concentration of blacktip reef sharks I have ever experienced. The sheer abundance of sharks there is completely out of this world. At low tide they congregate in a small lagoon on a reef flat where a brisk current bathes them in cooler well oxygenated water. They avoid the deeper water off the reef edge where bigger sharks may prey on them. Time lapse video by my assistant and talented videographer @ottowhitehead

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bunjywunjy

“HEY! HEY HUMAN, HEY! TAKE OUR PICTURE TAKE OUR PICTURE!!!!”

somnolenttt

Heres the photo he took while on the ladder

bunjywunjy

SO MANY GOOD BOYS

one-time-i-dreamt

The only thing that makes this article funnier is the fact that it is a real story and not something from The Onion

iorekandhissilvertongue

The best thing about this, is that our dude kicked off that they used his picture, the website turned round to Getty images, and was like “hey, some dude piped up, and isn’t happy we used his photo, can you check his waiver was signed and everything?”

And so Getty checked up, and went back to them like “so the name of your guy doesn’t match the name of our model.”

falseknees

ARTISTRY UNLOCKED

retrogamingblog

mcufam

justiceleague

My obligation isn’t to love. It is to my family and my nation, and I’ve turned my back on both. Sometimes you have to do what’s right, even if your heart aches against it.

gulegardiner

drunk monster

twyllodrus

#I wonder if this all was actually Eliot’s attempt to fight back and get out more #Eliot would not sit still and wait being rescued #I’m just recalling that alcohol as a destroyer of inhibitions was used as the means of fighting literal inner demons pretty often in fiction #So I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Eliots’ body suddenly gets urges #Monster never had this problem before #so what if it was Eliot in an attempt to well… distract or confuse monster #or smth like that (via @lala-sara)

lizzy-bennet

“Goose” (played by Reggie) chooses his favorite cats.

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dunesand

monky and friends

anotherpapercut

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

beka-tiddalik

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

badacts

dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men

marissacoopersarchive-deactivat

Veronica Mars ♡ “Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it’s still the mansion you remember, or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild. Because after disaster strikes, the important thing is that you move on. But if you’re like me, you just keep chasing the storm.”

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise

woundedtoaster

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit.

then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos