Gotcha!

You can call me Neos! I'm just really into card games. That's all there really is to say on the matter. she/her, they/them. Adult. System. Trans. Will probably be horny here so just awarning.

[lakesbian]

genuinely obsessed w/ taylor hebert. like. Incredible character design. despite it all, worm is still The Best Superpowered Media. the way the bug powers are entirely integral to her identity the way she is Literally a bug girl the way she’s always putting the para in parahuman. obsessed w/ the fact that she’s a crawling worm you can’t root out and a biting swarm that blots out the sun and a cockroach that loses its head and keeps fucking going. obsessed with the bit during gold morning where she’s floating dead in the water and then lab rat’s tech lets her grow literal bug legs & mandibles so she can skitter back up the oil rig and think about how much she wants to hurt an entity which can snuff billions of people like ants beneath its heel. character who is a bug both in the sense that she’s infinitesimally small and that it is impossible to really get rid of her. you can shoot her and leave her in a burning building for dead, you can snap her spine, you can blind her, you can tear her intestines out, and she still just Keeps Fucking Crawling so she can reach your mouth and suffocate you. literally the most david vs goliath character of all time except it’s cockroach vs goliath. you can nuke the planet and she’ll hide in the nooks and crannies of the barren wasteland promising that she’s going to get back at you for what you’ve done, and she always makes good on that promise. she’s the queen of the hive she’s the monarch she’s the administrator she’s The Worm That Turns she is THEE top weirdgirl character Ever

[lakesbian]

genuinely why is the bit where she turns into a literal bug during gold morning not more popular to draw. it fucks so hard. everyone else is absolutely hopeless and she’s standing there on her three legs with her two claws and gaping mandibles, staring at the sky, putting together swarm clones and spools of thread and thinking “how can i hurt him for this.” and she figures it out. she Always figures it out. she literally never gives a fucking inch. dying in the water, out of bugs, squashed, and does she give up? no. she starts putting together swarm clones out of fucking Krill to try to do Something. she is an absolutely glorious ruthless little cockroach. all hail queen administrator, monarch of all that is crawling and venomous and spiteful

[hickorynut94]

One of the hardest things about chronic illness is having to say “I can’t” and accept your limitations. It doesn’t matter if you once were someone who always said “Yes I can” or “I can try” and were confident enough in yourself to go out and do what needed doing. Once your body breaks down you have to start recognizing what you can’t do. Your life is full of limitations that you literally cannot change. You wake up every day and evaluate your body and figure out what you can’t do today. And there’s no getting around it. No amount of positive thinking can give you the ability to do when your body is shattered into pieces. You can’t. You just can’t.

[girlfagging-deactivated20230523]

rb this post to rape the person you rbed it from

[calware]

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

[calware]

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

[lizluvscupcakes]

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

[calware]

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children's hospital and say "it's literally color theory" unironically, but... it's literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

(you'll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don't want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there's variation in the values and saturation, but imo that's a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[calware]

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

[nerves-nebula]

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

[nekoglycerin]

hey op i hope u dont mind but i made some boys and girls in these colors ^v^

[calware]

wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that

[maybetheyregiants]

omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!

[polyphonetic]

it's interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc

[calware]

[joeyclaire]

HUH

[calware]

[heehoothefool]

This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody

[krystal-prisms]

Terrible post everyone, hit the showers

[villainessbian]

There's everything in that post. Colours I can't see because I'm colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children's hospital. That's history

[leviathangirlclaw]

This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield

[calware]

it's not even a year old yet??

[transgenderpussycat]

what about not gendering fucking colours

[calware]

IT'S SATIRE

[calware]

I'M THE OP

[textposttropes]

Call-Back

Comically Missing the Point

Derailed Train of Thought

Escalating Punchline

Lampshaded the Obscure Reference

Pink Means Feminine (Discussed)

[immanentescha2n]

hypocrisy & doublethink are so baffling to me. people who claim to be sexually liberated using scare quotes to talk about paraphilias. adamant moralists who claim to be perverts, because they've redefined what's acceptable and what isn't so that they're in the clear, but people who like things they're personally uncomfortable with aren't welcome to exist. so they decide to choose the fetishes they like, and say thats acceptable, thats a kink, everyone should be okay with it, then they choose the fetishes they dont like, and say thats unacceptable, thats not a kink, no one should support this. but its all kink, all fantasy, all roleplay. they'll participate in it, too; they'll say "call me mommy" out of one side of their mouth, while condemning incestplay and ageplay from the other. all i hear is "my beloved taboos are fine because ive normalized them, you filthy degenerate, but you should still be ashamed of yours"

you cannot be both warden and liberator. acab includes the kink police.

[spell-card-fusion]

i’m not nor do i ever plan to be a smoker but it’s funny how hilariously bad companies are about discouraging it, next thing they know they’ll post a picture of an anime girl with ridiculous tits and cock and the caption will be something like “stan smoked one cigarrette and was forever emasculated, it led him down the road of sex, sadomasochism, and warped his body in irreparable manners. if you don’t want to be unable to cope with the absurd backpain these massive tits would give you, then DON’T SMOKE” and be completely serious about it

[girlfagging-deactivated20230523]

rb this post to rape the person you rbed it from

[spell-card-fusion]

i like how you can post anything about puppygirls and everyone inherently agrees that it’s a trans post

[littlebunnygf-deactivated202207]

being long distance is just. it’s just. good morning I love you. what did you have for breakfast? how long have you been up? I just woke up. we are hours apart. I miss you. drink some water. I am hugging you I am kissing you. did you take your meds? we are listening to the same song at the same time. tell me about your day in full detail. how was work? I missed you. here’s something that reminded me of you. I have no idea what you’re talking about but I appreciate you talking nonetheless and I am listening intently. go to sleep. no you go to sleep. I miss you. I made you a playlist. yes another one. I wish I could feed you. we are so close. I know miniscule things about you. we texted all day. I didn’t hear from you for hours. you’re my best friend. do your homework. in the future we gotta do xyz. I love you. I miss you. I love you. goodnight.

[dadsmell]

[dadsmell]

Is it? Is it really? I’ve had these thoughts percolating in my head for a while, but I hate how the desire for nuance and complexity has lead to people just saying that if something feels a certain way, it has to have shades of it. There’s no “pedophilic-adjacent” kinks. Like, do you think pedophilia is prominent and normalized because my girlfriend calls me big sister, or do you think it’s because a violent and genocidal catholic ruling order attempted to conquer the globe 500 years ago using child brides as rewards for conquest (amongst a ton of other forces that normalized it having to do with power and control?)

Is confronting the leviathan that creates people like Epstein so overwhelming to the senses that we resort to pooling other queer people down like crabs in a bucket? There isn’t a place in the discourse right now for “queer positive kink critical” ideology, not that I can even imagine what that would look like. Queer people are being legislated out of existence. Hate crimes are rising. All of it is being normalized under the guise of “protecting the children.” Get over yourself and stand with your siblings who call their cock their knot and their girlfriends their sisters.

[raisinchallah]

sans getting to the finals of the tumblr sexyman poll but vriska being neck and neck in the iconic tumblr woman poll shows how HERSTORY is erased megalovania was HERS sans is riding on her coattails a vote for vriska is a vote for tumblr herstory

[bioethicists]

'recovering' or 'healing' by starting to hate your former self + shame or mock others for being the way you used to be isn't actually very healing. you can acknowledge + be grateful that you have changed without transferring all your self hatred/shame onto others.

[bioethicists]

it makes me so mad/sad to see the new trend of 'recovery posts' on here that are like "it's so embarrassing to not be trying to better yourself" or "i can't believe i used to just wallow in my room all day + burden everyone else with my problems" like where is the compassion in that? where did you learn to hate your suffering self so intensely? self-hatred is never going to be a radical or healing praxis + bootstraps bullshit is still bootstraps bullshit when you put a cutesy mental health tag on it.

[doomsdaydicecascader]

it is insane that the janevris pin board is just a pinboard with some strings connected. like. vriska inheriting the gamzee role in the retcon, a position which gave the world gamjane, something so inexplicable and random that it informed the shape of the homestuck epilogues. jane's silhouette being contained in the drawing of vriska when meenah's braiding her hair. the crystamanthequins moment. the fact that vriska planning to steal the aradiabot from equius to make up a bad interaction with aradia is inverted so that vriska commands arquius to deroboticize jane, for [????????] purposes. addiction being a powerful thing. the absolutely rotten, desperate dynamics with their sessions page. what does it all mean (it means LESBIAN TRANSGENDER ROMANCE AS AUTHORED BY ME)

[catasters]

[bottlehawk]

rose and dirk are characters who are always thinking about how they look in front of people and are very into keeping up with aesthetics and appearances. and yeah this applies to a lot of the other hs characters too, especially the strilondes. but rose and dirk are especially similar in that they are both very convinced that the "polished" masks they've constructed for themselves do their job of covering up every single possible insecurity they have (mainly that they're huge gay nerds). this is due to the fact that rose and dirk think that they're smarter than everybody else. which is, to be fair, true. but not to the extent that they think since they're both kids raised on wiki articles on the internet. which they are also aware of, but being aware of this fact makes them feel smart and it loops right back into feeding their egos, which are very fragile egos that could crumble at the drop of a hat by the thought of having other people "see" through them and realizing that they are, in fact, gay nerds. so rose and dirk both cope by acting out in increasingly outlandish ways to prove that they're completely confident in their own identities. because an insecure person would be too scared to do furry roleplay or watch my little pony "ironically" or et cetera, so by doing these things it's like a weird one-uppance to the people around them who think that stuff is too weird. but they do have a limit, which is complete sincerity. and that's why roxy lalonde is actually the strongest strilonde and could duplex both rose and dirk in a fight. this was a read 💅

[in-blahaj-we-trust]

Roxy and Dave on the other hand are also concerned about their images but mainly to the point that they think that they have failed to craft an image that lives up to their respective caretakers, whom they both idolize in some way at the start of their arcs.

They try and lose themselves in personas that are not overly competent but are very personable, using layers of their personas to make them seem above social strife all the while craving closeness intensely. They take on the aesthetics of their guardians in self destructive ways to prove themselves again and again, Roxy more clearly with their alcoholism but I think you can see this disregard for himself in the way Dave plays the game.

God bless the strilondes

[doomsdaydicecascader]

would you rather fight a marceline fan or a vriska fan

things to remember: - marceline fan has a lot of pent up loneliness, might pretend you are their ex - because of the vriska fan's exposure to megalovania, their attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

[sexygaywizard]

To me though even though I’m Miku posting a lot bc I’m salty about the Bayonetta poll I really would be happy with either Vriska or Miku winning— Miku is the tumblr ideal, she’s what we wish we were, she’s the wholesome tumblr princess, but Vriska is the seedy gremlin that runs this site, she is tumblr’s nasty controversial queen. Miku is the tumblrwoman we need but Vriska is the tumblrwoman we deserve

[sexygaywizard]

I wish I had time to draw this you are so correct and this is such a visceral image in my brain

[sexygaywizard]