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MEMES MEMES MEMES (posts about daily life) MEMES MEMES MEMES

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

he’s the mechanic he’s fixing it

[rebakitt3n]

I’m certainly not telling him he’s not.

[crtter]

Now this is a story all about how

My license plate got flipped, turned upside down

And I’d like to take a shit on a couple of guys

And my mom

[🎵]

My mom got scared and said

wsflkhlg

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said

WISCONSIN

And had a dice in the mirror

If anything I could say

nenenenenenenenene

*punching noise x30*

Directions

[spellcheck-insomnicat]

So tonight was a wild ride for a lot of reasons.

First, J. I got to hang out with him a lot. I feel like a lovesick schoolgirl. I was studying in the lounge cause it’s the only place I can study when J walks in and sits on the same couch as me. And we’re talking about japanese cclass for a bit and I find out he’s in the same major as me just a physics concentration. He’s also a sophmore. So I was making fun of him and saying math was boring and we were joking around a lot. 

Then later he offered to teach me pool. Except T decides to play with him instead. Then M1 comes down and is playing against J too. But I didn’t mind cause we kept talking about stuff and every once in a while J wouldn’t understand something since he’s not from the U.S and I’d explain it to him and it was so cute.

Then J went out to smoke (iffy about that as i’m against smoking) and said he’d call me to let him back in. So when he called me I went out by accident but forgot my I.D. So we both got locked out and had to get Mark to let us back in.

Also when I told him it was my 8th time getting locked out he made the face he makes when he can’t believe something and it’s so adorable.

[pukicho]

What if you, wanted to go to heaven, but god said, “Pika pika fuck you”

He’d have every right to 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Vampire Memes!

posts instagram selfies. account is just photos of empty rooms

hovers discretely an inch above ground to appear taller

 *sips blood* ah! Probiotic

*minor problem occurs* *leaps out window*

“Organic food is so expensive”

*at a renaissance faire* THIS IS OFFENSIVE

 constant mid-life crisis

“Not all of us know when our midlife is, Sharon”

sunset motivational posters  

*14th cent liturgical hymn plays* I REMEMBER THIS SONG *headbangs*

OLIVE GARDEN IS VAMPIRE PHOBIC

 *random hissing*

[delirialsoul]

Why is every vampire always from the 14th century?! Do Millenial/Gen Z vampire memes!

[straightupsapphic]

Your friends constantly threatening to end it all (bc gen z humor) and all your jokes are about getting a stake through the heart, but no one REALIZES

*friend almost hurts you by accident, but stops themselves in time* //friend: “Whoops! Almost killed ya!” //you: “Nothing but a stake though the heart would do it.” //friend: *oblivious* “Lol okay”

being turned right before avocado toast becomes A Thing™ and having to pretend to know what the big fuss is about

preparing to be the last surviving expert on memes (just me?)

“Would I be more or less likely to be abducted by aliens as a vampire?”

Having more time to binge-watch/read more stuff

Wondering if you’d be killed by a nuclear war

Doing that thing where something annoying happens and you just walk out of the room without saying a word except that you can literally walk straight into the ocean or something

“One day, when we’re all dead—“ “Bold of you to assume I can die.” *everyone laughs except the vampire, who is looking into the camera like they’re on the office*

Botching someone’s Turning bc they’re a racist (just me again? okay)

Vegan vampires drinking coconut water all the time

“WE KNOW, Phil! You’re a VEGAN. Shut UP. GOSH.”

Complaining about shitty vampire representation in the media, but not being able to change anything without exposing yourself

Memes about mirrors, mirror selfies, etc.

Coming up with vampire slang so vampires can identify one another in public (and then immediately having it appropriated by Locals™)

Memes about hypnotizing or turning annoying people

Dark™ memes, not to be confused with dank memes

Pretending to remember stuff that happened before you were born because of young vampire erasure

Being able to occasionally fool older vampires into thinking you’re their age because of the internet

Exaggerations about why twilight is inaccurate. “I knew vampires didn’t sparkle!”// “Correct! In fact, we actually absorb most of the light around us!”

*pointing to a bat* “that’s u”

Alternatively: *pointing to a bat* “that’s u” *bat transforms back into a vampire* “okay, screw u, Tiffany”

[dateamonster]

the constant suggestion by popular media that vampires and werewolves are inherently opposites/enemies is quite frankly offensive. they are best friends. nocturnal monster buddies.

[spellcheck-insomnicat]

So today i just up and switched majors. Yep. No more biology education, It’s now TESOL. Reasons are I’m failing chem and I also enjoy learning other languages more than science.

I also found out I’m gonna have to talk to my mom about taking winter or summer classes cause I’m gonna be behind two. Those are gonna cost me an extra couple thousand dollars apparently. That’s always fun. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Stop 👏 telling 👏 vampires 👏 to 👏 smile!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Our fangs are none of your business unless they’re in your neck!

[citrusgroves]

Stop 👏 Telling 👏 Sirens 👏 To 👏 Sing!!!

Our songs are not something to fool around with so save yourself the time and possible pain and just stop.

[skip-to-the-beat-blog]

Stop👏telling👏werewolves👏to👏howl!!!

Our howls are only used for communicating and we don’t want to inconvenience our pack members!

[zeathegreenbean]

Stop 👏 telling 👏 ghosts 👏 to 👏 say 👏 boo

It’s a rude stereotype. We don’t like that shit.

[scotchmoth]

Stop 👏 telling 👏 witches 👏 to 👏 cackle!!!

We don’t laugh like that! Our laugh is no different to yours, and making rude jokes about it really hurts our feelings!

[clam-kid]

Stop👏asking👏to👏take👏a👏picture👏of👏cryptids

We’re not very photogenic and would prefer people see us in person

[oreganoplant-deactivated2021110]

Stop👏trying👏to👏sell👏us👏demons👏your👏soul

We have standards

[crypticenbug]

Stop 👏assuming👏zombies👏eat👏brains

They’re not super good or easy to obtain

[blackholesandrevolations]

Stop👏outing👏imortals👋

We will tell you when we want to.

[voidlette]

Stop👏asking👏fae👏for👏favors👋

We don’t give a shit and will trick you into eternal servitude.

[maximum-sadboi-deactivated20230]

Stop👏sacrificing👏people👏to👏the👏old👏Gods

We don’t want your bitch ass souls in our pocket dimensions

[cybrfang]

Stop👏telling👏skeletons👏to👏dance!!!

Some of us don’t know how and you’re going to make us cry

[captain-trash-cannot-deactivate]

Stop👏 asking👏the👏 closet 👏monsters👏to👏leave!!

We’ll come out when we’re ready don’t pressure us

[imnotcrazy-i-swaer]

Stop👏 telling👏 psychics👏 to👏 read👏 your👏 minds👏

Your thoughts are weird and we don’t need those images

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

deadpool is honestly more wholesome than any of the mcu movies

[madmaxthepaledragons-blog]

Explain

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok so

Doesn’t straightwash queer characters! this was a big one. (marvel movies have a huge problem with straightwashing*)

Deadpool is canonically pansexual, and the movies reflect this! Reynolds doesn’t shy away at all from Deadpool’s sexual interest in men.   

(head injuries bring out deadpool’s romantic sexy feelings it seems. in the first movie, knife to the head = romantic montage with vanessa. in the sequel, fencepost to the head = deadpool sensually trying to go down on Colossus.) 

(semi-related, both movies have some cute references to deadpool enjoying being on the receiving end in the bedroom.)

(yeah, it’s canon, Deadpool enjoys being pegged)

Oh hey, a healthy romantic relationship based on mutual respect and love! and with a fully developed female character with personal agency! A love interest who doesn’t just function as a plot device. 

POLAR OPPOSITE OF TOXIC MASCULINITY. This really shines through in their marketing

(yes that pillows says “FEMINIST”) 

(yes that is deadpool in heels dancing to celine dion)

Diverse casting! Characters who are poc just because poc exist! 

Hey look, a cute lesbian couple treated with respect and one of them’s asian!

 Holy crap i don’t say this enough but i love Domino. What a badass. Sexy-but-not-sexualized black female action hero who is probably the coolest person in the movie. 

Deadpool 2 took a run-of-the-mill white character design and made her interesting! 

Her trademark eye patch is now vitiligo! She has awesome natural hair. And look, body hair exists! On a person who is a woman! Which shouldn’t be unusual, but here we are. Also, she’s fun

Portrayed by the talented Zazie Beetz. Did I mention how much i love this character?

Oh look, another much improved character design!

We’ve got your humdrum blondie cleft-chin stereotype replaced with a heavyset maori teen actor (Julian Dennison, who incidentally was in Taika Waititi’s indie movie Hunt for the Wilderpeople).

Overall themes: The movies have a lot of dirty humor and innuendo. But the overall takeaway is actually pretty sentimental. The Deadpool 2 themes in particular gets to me: 

Not repeating the mistakes of the previous generation. “Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be.” 

The loss and recovery of family. Accepting friendship in the midst of tragedy. See also: Cable’s story arc. 

Letting go of loss and bitterness to try to save a child who’s been abandoned by the world. 

I’m honestly so excited about the choices the director & producers have been making for this franchise. They’re setting the narrative standard for modern superhero films. Can’t wait to see what the next movie has in store. 

*see more on straightwashing in the mcu below

Keep reading

[fuckheads-revenge]

So wait, why is “straightwashing” bad but blackwashing Domino good?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

maybe…if we think really…really hard about it…we could come up with a reason why those two things…are not the same…

[theintrovertnation]

[spellcheck-insomnicat]

Ok but actually liking J is so wild cause it means 1) I’m not aro 2) idk if I’m ace and 3) i have actual feelings for a human person.

Like with ex #1 that was middle school and ho boy was that a mess. And Ex #2 in HS was even worse cause he creeped me out. And I only went out with them cause they were available. But this time I actually like J.

Anyways a sum of the day. I’m failing chemistry. I got J’s number but haven’t texted him and still won’t ever in my life lmao. And found out some tea.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Our phone screen is the lamp, and we are the moths.

[funnyjoke]

Funny Memes. Updated Daily! ⇢ FunnyJoke.tumblr.com 😀

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[lonelyroommp3]

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

[lonelyroommp3]

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Alternate timeline where everything’s the same except every fictional character has a different name

[priboltao]

People in the notes going “Super Mario and the Chamber of Secrets” or “Dora the Explorer and the Goblet of Fire”

I was thinking more along the lines of

Henry Porter and his friends, Remy Wesley and Harriet Gauger

Or Super Michael and his brother, Luis

Rosa the Explorer

Twilight, a love story between Edwin Cooler and Isadora Jawan

The show Friends, with our six beloved characters: Rochelle, Monique, Phoenyx, Joel, Roscoe and Channing

[i-can-do-tricks]

this is the only good addition to this post

[looksmokin]

Dumpsterfire roared, “DID YA PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE LARRY”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the only other good addition