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people should like. stop drugging reid.
THAT ONE TIME SPENCER REID ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHED DEREK IN THE FACE (AND OTHER MOMENTS) [ONE-SHOT]
character(s): spencer reid, elle greenaway, aaron hotchner, emily prentiss, luke alvez (criminal minds), penelope garcia, david rossi, michael lamontagne, derek morgan (criminal minds), jason gideon, jennifer "jj" jareau
tags: lesbian emily prentiss, bisexual spencer reid, it's barely implied just making sure you understood it WAS implied (she says as if it's not canon), crack in the sense that there is literally no point to this whatsoever, spencer reid has secrets, fluff, friendship, face punching, nutcracking
summary: jj wonders when she will stop letting spencer surprise her. she's already figured out that he can do more surprisingly odd things then she would've expected - throughout the years, she's caught on pretty quickly that there's more to him than meets the eye. / or, five secret "talents" the others didn't know spencer had.
i made another uquiz. come and find out which criminal minds evolution character you are!
spoilers for 16x01-16x04. pls share ur results below! i’d love to see.
A SCOFF, AN EYE ROLL, "BOYS" [ONE-SHOT]
"boys" emily & alex, canon - requested by lady_lunera
character(s): emily prentiss, alex blake, spencer reid, penelope garcia
tag(s): canon compliant, the bau acting like children
a/n: one day i will write the bau acting their age
emily rolls her eyes as derek puffs out his chest and challenges spencer to a duel.
she watches, with exasperation and thinly-veiled amusement as penelope sets up a round - including resetting the miniature scoreboard they've created and pulling up and stabilizing the plastic boundaries - and they both get ready.
they set their fingers on the little pieces of folded up triangle shaped papers emily hasn't seen since she was in middle school, at least. kids used to line them up in rows on the desks and see if they could either a. make them stick in the ceiling or b. hit the teacher with them. they got double points for doing the latter, though it never ended well.
"on your marks," penelope says and emily vaguely looks over to see alex watching with mildly piqued interest.
she wonders if alex would be able to calculate the distance and the velocity needed, etc., etc., if that was a general nerd thing or if since alex mostly had knowledge focused in english, it was different.
"get set,"
as terrible as emily knows this is going to end up, she's too morbidly fascinated to turn away. she actually leans forward a little bit, sends a quick prayer to whoever the hell that hotch doesn't walk out, and resists the urge to yell something so they accidentally false start and fail or jump and fail.
"go!"
derek and spencer's papers go flying and - while spencer's does actually make it in the goal, although barely, surprisingly - derek's flies over it and hits alex in the forehead, landing in her lap.
emily scoffs in disappointment and derek's miss as he mutters oops? and also because really? and alex meets her eyes with an eye roll.
"boys." they sigh.
SACRIFICES HAVE TO BE MADE - DRABBLE
rossi remembers what foyet had told them, back when they saw him as nothing more than another unfortunate, heartbroken victim.
i keep residences under different names. i move between them randomly. he likes to get you in a car, so i take the bus. believe me, i've gone through great lengths to make sure that none of the things you've just mentioned ever happen.
he wonders how far aaron's gone; if he's erased whoever he might've been before, completely blipped any trace of aaron hotchner out of existence. if he's burned clothes as evidence and left behind anything and everything from his past life. if the only thing he has to hold onto now is jack.
he hopes it's worth it, but its hard to believe it when there is no end in sight.
I KNEW SHE WAS A HOMO
brownies (emily & derek) - 100 ways to say i love you
4. "try some"
emily holds out the pan, a mouthful of brownie in her mouth, oven knitt on and protecting her hand from the heat.
"try some." she says and derek raises an amused eyebrow as she laughs. "just one."
"yeah, right." he says, and she pushes it towards him.
"come in. they taste good."
"oh, i'll bet. they probably make you feel good, too."
she laughs again and sets them on the counter, taking a fork and scooping out a brownie. she hands it to derek who chuckles again and takes it. he knows the secret ingredient - he's not stupid. but, he figures, fuck it. he doesn't have work until monday.
"if this turns out to be a mistake, its your fault." he says and she laughs again.
umbrella (penelope/emily) - 100 ways to say i love you
3. "i brought you an umbrella"
emily squints up at the sky, sighing as she peers above and over the awning of the building. it's been pouring all morning and after a mishap with the sewage system, a baby, and her only umbrella this morning, she no longer has any way to shield herself.
she sighs again, making sure for the third time her bag is zipped all the way, and then braces herself for the dart back to her car - when there's a tap on her shoulder.
she twirls around, raising her eyebrows as penelope gives her a smile.
"i brought you an umbrella!" she half-shouts over the rain, and emily stares at the rainbow umbrella she holds out, dumbly.
"but what about you?" she asks, and penelope's smile widens.
"i have two!" she says, cheerfully, motioning to her opposite hand where she holds a bright pink hello kitty one, because of course she does.
emily continues to stare before she glances back up at penelope's still smiling face and nods, "okay. but i want the hello kitty one."
"deal!" she says, handing it to her. emily opens it, finally smiling back to her and penelope slips her arm through hers, "on we go."
seatbelt (spencer/derek) - 100 ways to say i love you
2. "put your seatbelt on"
"put your seatbelt on." derek says, glancing over at him critically, and spencer rolls his eyes, but complies.
"you know, for all of your nagging at me to wear these things, you're an awfully bad driver." spencer counters, tapping his finger once against the seat as his seatbelt clicks.
"oh, shut up." he mutters and spencer chuckles, "i do because i'm a bad driver."
i want you to be safe, i don't want you getting hurt, he doesn't say, but the corners of spencer's eyes soften, so maybe he knows.
"be a better driver," is what he counters with, and derek rolls his eyes, copying him in a bad impression under his breath.
spencer saying "no offense, but you're not really worth getting mad over" in entropy vs spencer choking cat and telling her he's gonna kill her
I STILL WANT BETH BACK!!!!
remember when rossi helped his ex wife kill herself
emily: must be hard not being able to laugh
hotch: i do have a sense of humor you know
emily: i’ve never heard you laugh before
hotch: i’ve never heard you say anything funny
IT'S COLD HERE - DRABBLE | inspired by: the concept of a ghost house - a semific i've got in the drafts (in which, derek finds a haunted house and spencer is a ghost)
"you must be incredibly lonely." derek says and spencer shrugs.
"i suppose it's not any lonelier than when i was alive."
derek is fourteen years old and his legs are sore and his arms are bruised and he thinks he understands this sad, lonely ghost better than anyone.
"will you tell me about it?" he asks, wrapping his arms around his legs and resting his head on his knees. spencer never says no to him.
it's cold here.
"yes."
i like to think spencer and the word fuck have a really good relationship
rossi loves hotch who loves emily who loves jj who loves penelope who loves derek who loves spencer