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mockingmolly

doctors hate this no. 1 trick to get your adventuring party to like you

otternottertv

poke you with my noise

shinraalpha

*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.

goldensunset

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

lord-reggie-of-tabrohynne

Wait wait Wait WAIT-

Thjazi = Peter Pan

Lady Aranessa = Wendy

Thimble = Tinkerbell

Sir Julien = Hook

Does that mean The Golden Orchard is Neverland??? We know time is different there, you age differently.

Hmmmmm.

I don't like this theory anymore. It hurts my feelings.

sinkies

whatever I'm out of here.

radicalgraff

"The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: Now is the time of Monsters"

Gramsci quote poster spotted in NYC

the-forest-library

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

gomjabbar

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

gomjabbar

caller got into a car accident on their way to work? their nonexistant son dorian was hurt. got kicked out of a bar and broke their ankle? their son dorian was the one who broke it. i now spend more time having to de-dorian the call summary than if i had just written it myself. really funny. we're required to use this now

natto-axolotl

#the hallucination of dorian gray

nerunodaisuki

thetursithan

A true friend is seen in times of need...

necronatron

Hey so do y'all understand how revolutionary this is, if this really is what the video indicates, and it probably is since the other horseshoe crab left the moment the problem was resolved.

All of those times when humans desperately tried portraying arthropods as nothing more than mindless, worthless, inferior automata are being obliterated with the power of a thousand suns (as they should) because this horseshoe crab demonstrated empathy and altruism. And the metaphorical sun is the bright little individual that is this crab.