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@sphyrnamokarran
Depression: No do thing. Tired.
Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.
Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot
Insomnia: You Are Awake.
Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.
Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot
hey guys. this is my invention. check it out
listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy
I have nothing to do with this mission, but damn do I feel proud. What peculiar beings we, humans, are. Sending into space a doll in a spacesuit, named “Starman”, seated in an electric car, with a sign “Don’t Panic” on the car’s dashboard, blasting David Bowie’s “Life On Mars?”. I’m not crying, you are.
A perfect duet.
You will never escape this video as long as I am alive.
the music, the bird I getting the Night in the Woods aesthetic from this
Hands down the best commercial of this year’s Super Bowl
someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”
So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?
I tried to scroll past I really did
beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone
I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.
those born under the sign of the bees:
have emotions
think thoughts
is likely introverted or extroverted
has at least a few friends
was born at some point
I need this dog
I need this dog to know I love them
I need to know the name of this dog
@cryoverkiltmilk
His name is Prague!
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If you choose not to have children, you are the first person of your direct ancestors to make this decision, from the first microbes through your entire family tree.
a local celebrity. Brugge, autumn 2012
Tiny furry philosopher
Carrie Fisher in the trash with a bottle of wine, 1977
Truth coming out of her well to shame mankind
Lady in store with pug: He's so cute! He's always snorting and grunting :)
What I said: Awww!
What I thought: He's grunting and snorting because he has chronic breathing problems as a result of being the extremely inbred abomination consequence of man playing God.
Women: No man could ever understand what women really want!
Guillermo del Toro: Women want to fuck fish monsters.
Women: …HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?
Guillermo del Toro: Simple. Because it’s what I would want.
