[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have a super gay 2023

[non-binary-lil-star]

rb to have a super gay 2024

[magicmumu2]

rb to have a super gay 2025

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[everythingfox]

Kitty adopting human

[fieryophelia]

The universe has distributed a cat to you.

[chopper2277]

sir….

[incomprehensible-guide]

[gravityjunior]

Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a use

[everythingfox]

Doggos enjoying their vegetables

(via)

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[mostlyvoidpartlyplants2]

what if i told you there was somewhere you could go where a very smart woman would speak to you kindly and gently while forcing your mouth open to explore around while lightly torturing you, and maybe make you bleed a little if you've been bad~ then what if I told you this place is real and costs lots of money and sucks so bad and is called the dentist

[unusualshrimp]

couples tshirts that say "god won't let me die" and "I'm god"

[sentimentalslut]

your honor my client should be at the club

[sentimentalslut]

i know what you’re thinking. ‘thank god this tumblr user isn’t an actual licensed attorney’. well bad news kids

[sentimentalslut]

[cerastes]

Enough, that's it. *redeems your evil women*

[cerastes]

Don't talk to me like this. *reduces your evil woman to a demure, tropey girl and makes her defining feature an attraction towards the main character post-redemption*

[thedankmemes]

[linafication]

there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched

[paper-ink-and-sorrow]

th- there are what

[linafication]

BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS

[foldingfittedsheets]

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

All of you are bad people, and should be very proud.

[the-cooler-erinsintra]

the france is bacon story lives in my head rent-free

[hyrude]

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

[kyraneko]

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

[only-tiktoks]

[anachronistic-cat]

This is important.

This is what people are.

We want to be useful, and we want to make people happy

Pay attention to this.

[fair-itself]

Motherfucker effortlessly whipped out a balloon animal while talking about entropy and looking like a regular contributor to the Washington Post. I wish him nothing but the best in life

[sapphoandvanzetti]

be the balloon animal making social philosopher you wish to see in the world

[cryptke]

[zzoupz]

thinking about them

[lamphouse]

The bottom two panels are them responding to “do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband”

[airandangels]

Also what they say if you ask them if they’re married