Noodles™

not an avid practitioner of the delicate art of thinking before speaking

[allineedisonedream]

When Your Best Friend is Suddenly a Vampire

more vampire doodles...;)

[foolsocracy]

they barge into justice league meetings saying they have something very important to show them. and do stuff like this

[foolsocracy]

this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy

[foolsocracy]

oops

[foolsocracy]

Hi, I love your art! Would you ever consider drawing the Fab Five as adults?

hell yeah

[foolsocracy]

thanks atlan

[frownyalfred]

a detail I think fic writers overlook sometimes: when you put weight (a belt, a gun holster, a sword, etc) on the hips, especially lopsided weight, it completely changes the way someone walks and even shifts their center of gravity.

that’s a long way of saying, do you think Bruce’s belt helps him with his secret identity? because he’s walking around with like 20 extra pounds of equipment as Batman, so Bruce Wayne, in contrast, walks lighter and with more sway in his hips?

does Jason have to readjust his stance walking around as a civilian because he’s unconsciously trying to accommodate for a holstered gun on one thigh? or holsters on both hips?

[holysupesbatman]

That's a good question and I definitely think you're spot on. I do inline skating and my skates are a substantial weight (probably 4lbs on each foot), but I also practice a fair bit of my tricks out of skates to get the form down. Just yesterday I was practicing jumping 180 degrees for turns and I was soooooo surprised because usually I can't jump that high, but I didn't have my skates on so I was able to get more air and spin faster etc.

All this to say, Bruce may be a shadow in costume, but he would be terrifying to fight out of costume too. Anything he can do as the Bat, out of costume it's probably that but +5 agility -2 impact or something like that. Plus the element of surprise because, ya know, Brucie.

As for Jason? Just makes me think he would lean into the strong leg when the weight isn't there because he's used to compensating the strength so he's either trained himsf out of that habit, does extra one legged squats/lunges so he has even legs, OR he eternally has a sort of sassy cocked hip stance in his civilian identity to the side where he holsters his heavy gun on patrol.

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[pacificwaternymph]

Batfamily Beauty and the Beast AU where Bruce is the beast and with every child he adopts he becomes slightly more and more human.

He finds Dick in the woods, sobbing over the loss of his parents. A year later, he looks in the mirror and wonders if he's only imagining that he's gotten shorter.

Jason sneaks into the castle and steals a loaf of bread, hungry and desperate. Bruce takes him in and offers him a proper meal. As he's putting his new son to bed one night, he notices that his claws have shrunk.

Tim marches into the castle and demands Bruce take him, knowing the stories of the monster who kidnaps children. Bruce's snout feels flatter than it used to when he presses a kiss to his forehead.

Cassandra lasts a full two weeks before anyone even notices she's there. The fur on Bruce's arms begins to thin as he holds her close, and she smiles up at him.

Tim brings home Stephanie, who loudly insists that she does not need nor want a new father. His skin grows less leathery, and the beginnings of crows feet appear on the corners of his eyes.

Damian is brought to them by Talia, rigid and wary of everything, convinced of his birthright as the Bat's heir. The fangs in Bruce's mouth seem to smooth over as he learns to gentle his speech.

The day Duke joins the family, still reeling from the plague that claimed his parents, something clicks. Bruce steps out, and before them stands a perfectly human man, finally made whole by his love for his children.

[greasewool]

Okay, too long for tags I say so I’m just gonna toss in my two cents, cause once my ideas start they don’t stop

I imagine Bruce having to relearn his humanity physically with the slow de-transformation, the kids maybe helping with that

Why can’t I climb up the walls anymore?? For shenanigans sake of course. But the little things too,

Like learning how to walk on two legs again, (Dick helping him stand/balance)

Holding utensils once his claws are short enough not to get in the way. (Tim pointing out soup spoons and desert spoons)

Reading and speech even depending on how far the monstrous form and traits are pushed. (Jason showing Bruce his favorite books in the library,) Or how to handle things delicately. (“Be gentle! They’re old you could rip them!”)

His humanity could be tied directly to love and heartbreak.

“The young prince lost his parents. They say it carved the humanity right out of his chest!”

Something something, reverting after loosing Jason. Physically becoming more monstrous again and loosing the human traits/skills he’d worked for up to that point, (trying desperately to hold Jason’s books and tearing and ripping them with hands and claws that are incapable of being delicate.)

Something something loving and loosing Talia. Though this sort of story would likely benefit from a condensed timeline, so maybe having Bruce’s loss and transformation later on (age 20? 19?), Talia could be from before the tragedy and therefore her reappearance, even with Bruce being like this, could be super impactful (a tie to the humanity he once had, but seemingly lost) even if she leaves again.

Something something differences and similarities to the humanity he once had and that which he’s building a new

[lethologicaee]

catholic jason, an alternate version, and detail shots

prints here and here!

[lethologicaee]

some really half-assed portfolio stuff

[lethologicaee]

reveal of the assignment that took over the last month of my life. for a star wars film class of all things..... well. sorry for the shitty notes app scans it is what it is

sketches and stuff under the cut 😸

[soosdraws]

robins!

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this

[eusocia-deactivated20210518]

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[scheherazade-suite]

Always reblog the 5D chess with multiverse time travel horror

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

this post has gotten people laid, which is by far the most powerful thing I’ve ever achieved on social media

(i am a tiny bit sad this thread omits the little meme I made)

[the-haiku-bot]

(i am a tiny

bit sad this thread omits the

little meme I made)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

happy halloween :)

[cupcakesmoothie]

J U N E

[mr-fictitious]

S P O O K Y.

[i-am-a-garganacl]

S P O O K Y

[i-am-protosnom]

Spook

[i-am-a-wooloo]

spüüky in june

[sneaky-detective-snom]

Da spooky

[stranglingfigs]

It’s June

[kirikirithelilgoblin]

June is the gay Halloween

[princesslizzyfnafton]

Boo! It’s June and time to be spooky!

[spicychickennoodles]

IT'S THE MIDDLE OF JUNE, TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

If I had a nickel for every time a Jason died and were finally appreciated by a fandom in death, I’d have two nickels.

Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[monkeyislandtwo]

"two bodyguards drag me away" has been my fav way to finish insane sentences, its up there with "who said that", "can anyone hear me", "is this thing on" and "its so dark in here"

[tlirsgender]

Can I say something. I kinda love when batman fans talk about it like there's one definitive canon universe and we're all always talking about the same version of batman. Like no we're not but I'm obsessed with the implications

[tlirsgender]

Jason Todd has fucking died in lego city