Stay Beautiful

Beth | 22 | Ohio | Legit trash | Enjoy

[moseby]

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

[judesoldblog-deactivated2013101]

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

[judesoldblog-deactivated2013101]

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

[astromechs]

for context, bella is about to pour cheerios

[justabitunlikely]

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

[ethan-lawson-wate]

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

all i do is play video games incorrectly 

[gay-fannypack]

Non-americans seeing the US election results:

[jadethirwall0-deactivated202012]

I wake up. I consume media. I wish my life was different. I make no effort to change it. I consume more media. I go to sleep.

[anxietyproblem]

[tropicalifornication]

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

[pixelatedpixie]

“tbh youre nice and we may not agree on everything but you seem really cool!” haha thats nice mary so what are we talking about here do we disagree on pineapple on pizza or police brutality

[heteromale-deactivated20141202]

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

[needlekind]

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

[transient-dreams]

as an arctic monkeys fan this is me

[keeganallennews]

[mylordshesacactus]

[swagneato]

my least favorite vowel is o

[sexandshitposts-deactivated2019]

mine is u

[swagneato]

[lemons2apples-deactivated202009]

cant believe lemony snicket wrote “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.” and expected me to be okay afterwards

[alphacrone]

thanksgiving is cancelled in 2020. instead, november will be a month of Dionysian madness, casting curses, moonlight revelry, dubious self-care methods, ritual sacrifice, and mashed potatoes. 

[renthony]

And we’re off to an excellent start.

[anxietyproblem]