i don't do bad sauce passes
One Nice Bug Per Day
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blake kathryn
if i look back, i am lost
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I think we should. use our mutuals inboxes like gacha games and roll to get rare OC pulls . and skins. I'm like "oh shittt the Easter Event is coming up, I need to pull for the new skins" so I go into someone's inbox and send them. I dunno. a picture of a quarter. and they respond with a drawing of a random OC of theirs in a bunny onesie
Yall fuck with Ramlethal Valentine?
Bro is cooking
grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.
the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
retrieval team for objects in the backseat
custodian of the parking garage tickets
"All clear my way"
en-route dining concierge
announcing "Horses!" when there are horses
Don't forget the Tommy Gun
You should never forget the Tommy Gun
World Heritage Post
HELPFUL REMINDER FROM EARLIER ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS:
always tap on real me popping out of door
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANC TAP ON DOOR WITOUT ME
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Thinking of a way to phrase this but honestly I'm just gonna be straightforward cause. simplest option; Is your Blorbo fat? Are they in a middle ground? Are they pretty slim? or are they, like, super muscular? (I mean. BODYBUILDER material muscular. If they have muscle otherwise, you can put them in the other categories. You can be fat and have muscle!! Or y'know those anime guys who have a 6 pack while looking like a stick, they can go into slim. u get me)
What is your blorbos bodytype
Overweight
Fat
Chubby
Curvy
Angular (Broad shoulders, square build)
Toned (Buff and skinny)
Muscular
Average
Skinny
Malnourished
Other
My blorbo does not have a body that can have body types/doesnāt have a body type
You can be fat and healthy btw. Fat is a healthy body type. Overweight means they are unhealthily over the weight they are meant to be, which can differ wildly person to person. Fat just means theyāve got lotsa fat on them. Keep that in mind when voting. Malnourished and skinny are ALSO different
happy pride
Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.
oh shit happy aroace when did that happen
thank you š„° about three years ago actually iām just a pervert
THREE CHEERS FOR AROACE PERVERTS
Hello fanfiction community,
Just wanted to bring to your attention that the term whump was actually coined by the Stargate fandom specifically to describe making this guy suffer. He is the original Mr. Whump (no that's not his actual name). That's how torturable this guy is.
Everyone say mean things about him.
Here is a non exhaustive list of what he goes through in canon btw:
His parents get crushed to death right in front of him when he is a kid
He is forced to relive the memory of his parents death countless times
He dies and gets resurrected
His wife gets possessed
He fails to save her and she dies in his arms
He dies and gets resurrected again
He gets infected by a virus that makes him act crazy and gets put in an insane asylum
He dies and gets resurrected again
His ex gets possessed
He is exposed to a lethal dose of radiation
He dies and ascends to a higher plane, then gets kicked out of the higher plane and his memory is wiped
He gets kidnapped by a princess
He gets kidnapped by a fish alien
He gets kidnapped and tortured by some terrorists
He gets kidnapped and tortured by another alien
He is driven to insanity by an alien device
He dies and gets resurrected again
He dies and gets resurrected again
> The Stalker says he can take me to the Zone
> I ask if the Zone is creepy or wet
> He doesn't understand
> I light a cigarette and make my speech about what constitutes something being creepy or wet
> He does not laugh and says "The Zone demands respect"
> it's creepy AND wet
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happy june to everyone, especially my fellow aroaces
one must imagine the tumblr mutual happy
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