I don't understand I'm old

Hi, I'm a honorary dunkass and made this solely because my friend made some really good (bad) comments while playing Minecraft. Also, my inbox is always open so don't be afraid to send stuff!

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Gwen Stacy: Are you uncultured? Do you not know art when it's looking you in the face?

Miles Morales, out of breath and laughing: Hotel- Hotel Tran- sylvania 3???

Gwen Stacy: Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

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Peni, pointing her phone at a cardboard cutout of Pennywise: Y'all heard of Pennywise, now get ready for his bootleg brother-

Peni, now panning her camera at a crude looking Pennywise mask on top of an IT Chapter II hoodie: Nicklesmart

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Peter B., aggressively opening his door and walking outside: Yesterday it was the maintenance man-

Peter B., now looking from his tipped over basil plant to the sky: Now today it was God who fucked my basil!

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Miles: You thought this was a normal town?

Miles, pointing at Peter B.: Goodwill

Miles, pointing at Penni: Anime

Miles, pointing at Spider-Noir: Batman???

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Hey guys, so this may seem a bit inappropriate and possibly a little rude, but I wanted to mention to you guys (just in case) to say that I've opened commissions! I understand if you wouldn't want to and it's completely fine, but if you would, please direct message me on Tumblr or DM on Instagram @/roses.luckride.art!

What I will draw:

- People (both real life and fiction!)

- Spidey People (OCs and canon!)

- OCs in general

- Anthro Characters

What I WILL NOT DRAW:

- NSFW

- Excessive Gore

- Anything that you wouldn't want your grandmother to see

Again, I'm sorry if this may upset some of you, but I wanted to share in case any of you maybe interested! I'll try not to post anything unrelated to the blog like this again!

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Miles Morales, presenting to the class: These are the Avengers, Earth's mightiest heroes, but we don't have that.

Miles, smacking the board to a picture of a turtle: We have trash in the ocean.

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Peni half asleep: IM 42!

Spider-Noir: NO YOUR 9 YEARS OLD

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Miles Morales: You have any ice?

Peter B. Parker: I do not, I just have freezable fruit shapes.

Miles Morales: ...Why?

Peter B. Parker, whispering as he’s shaking one of the fruit shapes: Just because! 

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have you seen spider-noir without his mask? he a fucking angel

I haven’t, but I guess I better start looking it up lolololol!

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Mary Jane, pointing at Peter's shirt: There's a mushroom on your shirt.

Peter B. Parker: Aaaw, I'm a failure!

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Peter B. Parker: You wanna watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl?

Mary Jane: Sure

Peter B. Parker: And we can cuddle during the scary parts!

Mary Jane: Cuddle during the scary parts... Of Shark Boy and Lava Girl???

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Miles: oh hey, what’re you listening to?

Noir: just something i found, hold on

Noir: *unplugs headphones*

Phone: HIT OR MISS, I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS, HUH?

Miles, crying:

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Miles Morales: Hello, the do I serious artist

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You should really put a source on some of these I recognize them as vine quotes which I absolutely appreciate but they should still be cited

Yea, of course! I can try and find user names for some of the vines/tiktoks I use in the future! I do usually try to go for more famous vine quotes or tiktoks so that you can easily Google them, but I'm happy to have them be more cited! I do wanna mention that some quotes are influenced/inspired by (mostly) tiktok videos so if I did steal one I don't mean to (an example of this could be the 'Hit or Miss' one with Peter, which was inspired by various tiktoks that have the same sort of format)! Also, if you notice I didn't cite who said the quote/had cited the wrong person for the quote you can absolutely PM me! : )

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I need more spider noir XD

Me too honestly lololol

I'm trying my best to give everyone some spotlight so don't worry! : D

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Peter B. Parker: Hit or miss!

MJ: Peter, I want a divorce.

Peter, whispering: Y-you're supposed say, "I guess they never miss, huh"

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Peter B. Parker: Last one out is a stupid idiot! >: D

Peni Parker, looking at her watch: We're already outside, waiting for you Peter.

Peter B. Parker, in tears: Now I'm the idiot!

The rest of the Spider-Family, all coming in for a group hug: No you're not.

Peter B. Parker, sniffling: Are you sure?