Resident Weirdo

Welcome to my blog full of everything 25 Cancer

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[cat-parlour]

[dashbeardconfessional]

the plant has a question

[peteneems]

[weeniebagel]

Happy mothers day

[unrestricteddeimos]

Luigi did you lay this egg

[animentality]

[hapalopus]

#we need simulated endurance hunting for people like shit that's actually enriching for humans as a species#i would be so down for that. use this body the way its supposed to be used (tags via @falconheaded)

Do you have any idea how much I'd pay for a treadmill with a built-in persistence hunting simulator?? I would get on that thing every day

[o-kurwa]

Allah fed him

[procrastisnack]

extra tahini!!!!

[songofwizardry]

ramadhan kareem!

[songofwizardry]

Ramadan Mubarak! we all deserve to watch this classic again

[fidaiaatsaddam]

Absolute cinema

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of you that didn’t know any better

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of yourself that knew better but did it anyway. forgive every version of yourself. we are constantly learning from our mistakes.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

forgive the version of you that didn’t know what to do and could not have foreseen what the right choice was, if there even was one. forgive the version of you that made a choice and regretted it.

[theconcealedweapon]

[pinolitas]

real

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[phillip-bankss]

my subtle and well drawn comic

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[guerrillatech]

[fridayindulges]

[toastbutteregg]

[viralfrog]

[friendofelphie]

It’s hard to watch other people live out your dreams

[ruinedchildhood]

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[glittergluekintsugi]

target audience reached (me)

[uwingdispatch]

I added more Marvel earrings to the shop over the weekend so I thought I’d make a new post for y’all with everything that’s been new this summer! I've got stuff from Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Venom, Thunderbolts, X-Men, and more! <3 And I'm having a big sale this week, all jewelry is 25% off and the entire shop is 15-25% off! Shop is here.

more below the cut, y'all!

Shop is here. Love y'all!