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yeah I've seen this gif before. don't care, I'm gonna reblog it. as long as there is a 0.00000001% chance that me reblogging this will result in even just ONE new person seeing this gif, that's all I need. it's kinda why I'm here. I'm gonna do what I came here to do
same-thing-every-day gimmick accounts as a form of absurdist art
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
the word hash browns is sooo funny to me tbh bc in german you'd refer to a weed brownie as a hasch brownie. and i just assumed that's what hash browns were and thought it was a little weird people would eat them for breakfast but who am i to judge. until one day i actually googled it
My Omi likes Kartoffelpuffers with aioli and garlic
your omi seems kind of insane and deeply fascinating
I know. I love her.
Fucking German speakers and their disgusting need to add apple sauce to absolutely everything fucking vile.
TIL that Americans call Kartoffelpuffer potato pancakes and I genuinely do not know how I feel about it but I think I don’t like it I mean WHY 😂
Sorry.
the word hash browns is sooo funny to me tbh bc in german you'd refer to a weed brownie as a hasch brownie. and i just assumed that's what hash browns were and thought it was a little weird people would eat them for breakfast but who am i to judge. until one day i actually googled it
My Omi likes Kartoffelpuffers with aioli and garlic
Johnny: How would you say 'easy peasy' in German?
Peter: Einfach peinfach
I really like the way Peter turned out. I wanted his superhero alter ego to be very bright, while his usual look in dull brown-gray tones to emphasize his "usual appearance". Even his skin is dull
At the same time, Johnny is very bright, and it's as if he's glowing from within
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
hello samberto nation
if AO3 is still down tomorrow I'm making a Google doc and making it public
I had an idea! Spideytorch Unrequited rivals. One of them think they're rivals while the other thinks they're friends/lovers.
Rewatched Episode 1 Season 10 of Bones 😢
[After first kiss]
Johnny *in his head*: okay, you just kissed. Not a big deal. But the question is...does he want something serious with me or was it a spur of the moment thing? It probably was. Why would he actually love me anyways? He's amazing and could do so much better than me...what do I tell him now?
Peter *also in his head*: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
this exact thing is buried deep in my queue except I think my names are switched lol
I like making Johnny panicky.
[After first kiss]
Johnny *in his head*: okay, you just kissed. Not a big deal. But the question is...does he want something serious with me or was it a spur of the moment thing? It probably was. Why would he actually love me anyways? He's amazing and could do so much better than me...what do I tell him now?
Peter *also in his head*: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
Peter: Everyone I loves dies
Johnny: Good thing I'm good at undying!
(I'm so sorry I had to)
oh my gosh
Johnny: Everyone I love leaves me
Peter: Mood
this is your reminder that Johnny Storm has canonically slept with a man and with at least one gender non-conforming alien
and Peter Parker has also cancoially dated a man (a little bit)
Wait really?
HEY EVERYONE LONG TIME NO SEE I FOUND SOMETHING COOL AT GOODWILL
It's a dress that I think is made out of a rug. The texture... carpet...
For some reason, that looks the way DND feels.
How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears
The other day I was bringing an older gentleman up the hill in a golf cart and we drove past this huge YMCA group of kids like 100 kids and driving past the first chunk like 10 of them yelled out “let me on” in unison and then since I’m driving so slowly to be safe, halfway in some kid leaned up and said “do you play fortnite” and I told him I played a little and he just pointed and shouted “THIS GUY PLAYS FORTNITE” and then like 20 kids started talking to me all at once about fortnite
A kid asked me if I lived in the ambulance. I said yes.
The hero we deserve
When I was on register at Kohl’s a little girl came through with her grandma and she was so very excited to tell me the meaning of her name (I think it was like warrior of god) and she begged her grandma for her phone so she could google to find out what my name means too
i wear two spinner rings on one finger and one time at my last job a young girl (probably 6-8) said “your ring is very pretty” and when i showed her it was two rings she GASPED and said “does that mean you’re marrying two people?!”
I have this necklace with a mermaid on it that I wear to work a lot and I got asked by a kid if it gave me magic powers. I leaned in real close and told her in a low voice it gave me magical girl powers but it was a secret. She got this real serious look on her face and said to her mom “that lady has superpowers, don’t tell anyone or the government will take her away”.
The other day i had to give a speech at my school despite my horrific fear of public speaking and afterwards i had kid come up to me and say well done to me. It was so cute.
god I love tiny kids
there was a kid in one of our science camps and he spent the whole week in a lab coat and goggles screaming “CHEMICALS” at the top of his lungs. he wouldn’t even tell us his name for the first two days just screamed CHEMICALS instead.
I was watching these kids at church today and one of them screamed and threw a toy car into the wall and it broke and the other one looked over calmly and said “does your insurance cover that?”
I was taking the drink order for a family at work and I asked their kid what he wanted to drink and he just looked at me with a completely deadpan expression and said “vodka” and me and the parents just fucking lost it
kid I used to babysit asked why my lips were different (she was two), and when I told her that it was because I was wearing lipstick, she yelled, “MAYA, I WANT LIPITZ.”
I work in a school and every time I draw anything on the board (I am a terrible artist and usually resort to stick men), the kids will all go ‘I love your picture, that’s a great drawing Miss’. So blindly supportive.
One time my younger brother ordered a “non-alcoholic fanta” at a hotel bar and the bartender lost his shit and I was never the same man
When I was student teaching, I was taking my fourth graders back from lunch and noticed one little girl looking longingly at the playground, where the younger kids were having recess. She heaved a big sigh and said, “I used to be that free.”
oh my god little kids in the library are the BEST one time i was looking for a book and a little girl tried to help me cause we always help HER find the books she wants. sometimes when i’m helping them check out they’ll tell me about the books they’re getting. i know so much about dog man.
oh man! another hilarious thing kids in the library do! they will straight up TELL ON THEIR PARENTS!
mom: the book was like that when we checked it out
child, innocently confused: i thought (little brother) did that though?
dad: yes that’s our correct address and phone number
child, barely paying attention: we MOOOOVED!! :D
parent: we never checked that book out
child, trying to be helpful: yes we did, that’s the one we lost at grandma’s house, remember?
me, fighting laughter and trying to decide whether or not the enter the child’s testimony as official evidence or not
I know I’ve told this story on Tumblr before, but one of my favorite retail experiences was when I was stocking shelves once and dropped a couple of small plastic toys, and a little girl ZOOMED up, grabbed them, held them up to me, and when I thanked her, said “I’m closer to the floor, so it’s TEAMWORK! :D” and zoomed off back to her mom
I was telling a kindergarten class (4/5 year olds) that we’re hosting a book fair next week and they would need to ask their parents for money. One girl very excitedly told me she has “one money” in her piggy bank. Her classmate, vibrating with excitement, said, “I have TOO MUCH money! I have ten dollars!”
My little baby brother (three-years-old) once told me that he wanted to be a firetruck when he grew up.
