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[kiwikamenrider]

Humans Are Weird compared to other aliens because all of their elements they needed for instellar/intergalatic travel are present on their worlds already but we have to invent our own

Alien: what do you mean you created- you cant just INVENT new elements, thats now how this works!

Human Scientist: Well, its not easy, but we made a bunch of them, like time crystals!

Alien: what in the name of the gods of sshlao are time crystals.

Human Scientist: this! (Shows off time crystal)

Alien: ??????????????

Alien: thats not even a real object! How is that an element???

Human Scientist: we dont know, but quantum computing works a lot better with them there!

Alien: YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND THEM?

[funny-plurality-is]

funny plurality is the strict no-nonsense host, xisuma, blurred together with the chaotic roadtrip-loving mess that only listens to believer by smash mouth, joel, and what did they do when together? they got lost in the woods. much to the dismay of the caretaker/protector, cleo, who was fronting with them. they got out tho so it's fine

- false

this is funny plurality!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#kneadless comment

[qcharlie]

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

[qcharlie]

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

[qcharlie]

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

[qcharlie]

hope it's alright to screenshot and add your examples <3 very well worded

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m able to easily entertain myself generally but my dad can’t apparently so he walks into the room and announces that he’s bored and asks what he should do and I’m like idk man have you considered going down a Wikipedia rabbit hole or taking up a new hobby you’ll never get good at or doing some indoor exercises that’s what I do and he’s like nah and then tries to drag me to the hardware store

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

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[chicorystreetcoffee]

[no-one-offical]

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[digitalmyyth]

What is forcefem question

[emhidesart]

Rocky meets some animals from earth 🌍🌻

[gaynehollander]

Shane calls Ilya a passenger princess one (1) time and after that, he will constantly say shit like “away to the carriage” and “by royal decree we must listen to Kendrick now.” Shane’s not even sure where he learned the phrase ‘royal decree’ but suspects Ilya did fucking research for this bit.

[ravenfleesfire]

The first rule of plurality is to have fun and be yourself The second rule of plurality is to have fun and be someone else

[arumaru1837-deactivated20251031]

why are you all in this god damn tag!!!!!! I am here for fucking mario and all i see is shit like this fuck it fuck this website its goofy

[ravenfleesfire]

Why are you looking for Mario in the plural tag

[arumaru1837-deactivated20251031]

i aint lookin for nothin i followed the tag for mario idk nothin about whatever all this be its just all up in my face all i be seein so what that? Nothing to do with it

[ravenfleesfire]

Why did you follow the plural tag for Mario

[sabrebash]

Is That Allowed

[actiiasluna-deactivated20250103]

[batbetbitbotbut]

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

[nerdintheforest]

Mine carrier pigeon doth wander

[unwantedtrash01]

“I asked ChatGPT” well, chat, I asked GPT (gunpowder Tim) and he asked where the explosives were

[acanfullofspiders]

Old habits die hard...

[najd-social-club]

[lilyblisslys]

this is how lesbians text when you’re trying to figure out where to go for dinner

[dogpuppy]

[zk-j]

on my knees begging people to realize saying that trans men are oppressed doesn't mean that trans women aren't oppressed