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sometiktoksarevalid

luvmesumme

@mmesoma0701 on ig

#muziek #music

luvmesumme

@mmesoma0701 on ig

theshitpostcalligrapher

a lil tomato soup made from roast tomato, onion, garlic and bell pepper with a lil grill ches. regular marble cheddar, some farmers market truffle cheddar, and a lil pickle for the filling. bread is a sourdough pullman's loaf recipe of my own design

theshitpostcalligrapher

man it is SO funny that everyone's still cycling this post considering that the meal poisoned the shit out of me

turns out the bread i baked there had started to mold, the cheddar cheese had started to mold, and the chicken stock I used for the soup's best before date was over a year ago. I found all of this out a day or so later and I'm now still dealing with the gastroenteritis symptoms

theshitpostcalligrapher

everyone in here would have gotten poisoned if I'd brought this to the potluck, good to know

#my mold brain

commitingarsonincrocs

I love the detail that there’s no yellow paint markers inside Castle Dimetrescu because Karl Heisenberg wouldn’t fucking touch that place with a ten-foot pole.

my-dailydreams

bob-artist

Brotherhood of The Orb

bob-artist

daydreaming-scheming-demon

tumblr staff will let the thousands of porn bots on here run rampant yet will take down trans comics with no actual nudity

i originally reblogged this post, but since staff took it down you can't fucking see my reblog anymore. well i liked this comic, i want it on my blog, and it does not include any fucking nudity. especially compared to all the straight up porn staff allows to go free

so here it is

untitled by Pas (paxiti), all pages from May 23, 2018 to June 22, 2023

peach-pot

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

stealpeanutbutter

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

dddreamscape

Mutuals do this

spilled-paint

I need help with a fic

Does anyone know how Karl Heisenberg would react to someone crying in his precence?

Like it's full on, ugly sobbing about something that is kind of his fault, but the crying character doesn't know yet. They are just grieving a villager that died in the Lycan attack, and up until now Karl has been kind to them. A bit condecending, and avoiding their relevant questions, sure. but kind.

I kind of want to have a "take a seat. I SAID SIT" moment, but i don't really know what Karl would say here's the excerpt:

“Wow there, Buttercup. Let’s put those tears away, huh?”

Elena sniffels but tries to do as she’s told, taking deep breaths.

(irrelevant thinking stuff happens)

Elena is full on crying now, wiping away her tears on her sleeve just makes more appear. Her breaths hiccup, her nose runs and her hands shake. Elena tries to breathe, but air is not coming.

(Karl yelling something)

spilled-paint

"WILL YOU SHUT IT!"

with Elena flinching away,

apparently just needed to do sth else for a while. Now i have learned a new trick

I need help with a fic

Does anyone know how Karl Heisenberg would react to someone crying in his precence?

Like it's full on, ugly sobbing about something that is kind of his fault, but the crying character doesn't know yet. They are just grieving a villager that died in the Lycan attack, and up until now Karl has been kind to them. A bit condecending, and avoiding their relevant questions, sure. but kind.

I kind of want to have a "take a seat. I SAID SIT" moment, but i don't really know what Karl would say here's the excerpt:

“Wow there, Buttercup. Let’s put those tears away, huh?”

Elena sniffels but tries to do as she’s told, taking deep breaths.

(irrelevant thinking stuff happens)

Elena is full on crying now, wiping away her tears on her sleeve just makes more appear. Her breaths hiccup, her nose runs and her hands shake. Elena tries to breathe, but air is not coming.

(Karl yelling something)

#karl heisenberg #resident evil #resident evil fanfiction #karl heisenberg fanfiction #fanfiction #character question #karl heisenberg character question #resident evil 8 fanfiction #resident evil village fanfiction #elena lupu #elena resident evil village #elena resident evil 8 #elena re 8 #karl heisenberg re8

lightwolf

Editing? Oh you mean fic patching.

lightwolf

Protagonist now has more complex motivations.

Protagonist now remembers key facts about important people. He no longer develops convenient amnesia between cutscenes.

Protagonist now has a cooldown on certain adverbs. Adverbs have been buffed by 30% to compensate.

Developer note: Adverbs are important to writing but they are sometimes overused. This change keeps adverbs relevant while encouraging the use of adjectives and verbs.

The horse now has a name.

Deuteragonist snark power has been increased to 150, up from 75.

mmedemerteuil

Characters now no longer reference the previous version’s climate and have been updated to react appropriately to the currently set season.

Solved a glitch where supernumerary limbs would sometimes emerge during complex physical interactions.

Should no longer display “[insertnamehere]” during conversations and narration. All of such occurrances have been replaced with the appropriate tags.

Conversation continuity has been improved. Characters will no longer inappropriately respond with lines from previous iterations of the narrative.

All references to “Event A” have been purged to reflect changes in narrative structure.

Now with more thematically-consistent swearing.

kedreeva

Back-to-back repeated words that resulted from sentence rearranging or start/stop editing have been cleared.

Paragraphs which contained two or more instances of the same adjective have had their adjectives updated to accurately reflect a player’s vocabulary inventory.

Minor time traveling issues have been resolved, all characters should now exist in the same tense.

Punctuation has been improved. Commas have been reduced by half.

Characters sighing has been reduced by 30%.

Characters looking at things or people during conversations has been reduced by 40%. To make up for this, characters thinking about the conversation has been boosted and descriptive narrative has been added.

Title has been applied.

sandmandaddy69

derinthescarletpescatarian

You're right but don't say it like that

thesanityclause

Over 10 years ago I drew this mother naga with her kid and a bowl of gulab jamun, and I was blown away to see people still reblogging it and saying kind things here. I decided to draw a sequel, the PTA (People That are Anacondas) meeting is over, and she finally gets to have some gulab jamun. c: I really hope this cheers you up some.