dattebayo

i love naruto uwu

[spilledyolk]

howdy! for new followers, I like from @pinkmo0n but reblog from spilledyolk

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

[decaffynated]

[showertimereminders]

Shower time!

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[sasukefortnite]

✨🌈✨

[sasukefortnite]

Happy Pride Month!!💖🌈

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[stout-stoat]

[crabussy]

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[cosmonautroger]

Star Trek

[doumekiss]

#my favorite shore leave theory is that the shore leave factories didn't generate anything for spock not only bc he's sufficiently repressed#but because torn shirt kirk is. right next to him already. honestly shirtless kirk beating up his own old bully while spock watches#is. i think this is spock's kink actually. up there with the 'yes...yes...good...good' voyeuristic reaction to kirk inventing a bazooka#spock watching kirk be righteous and brilliant with as little clothes as possible and spock himself getting to be Correct about everything#is a GREAT day for spock already. who needs wish fulfillment#kirk isn't even interested in the chorus girl sexbots only the simulacrum of his steady gf. & real ruth is out of the picture and no threat#also they got to grab each other multiple times it was basically obscene. AND all this started when kirk only wanted a massage from him.#so 'shore leave' in its entirety is pretty much 10/10 no notes ideal day as far as spock's psyche is concerned w/ no need for extra steps @anghraine tags

[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[nicomrade]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

[demilypyro]

They should invent sleep that works

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[stormtide-leviathan]

Every piece of media where a romance between a guy and a girl plays a central role should be focus tested by a panel of lesbians and aro women who are predisposed to not like the guy and not want this relationship to succeed that the writers need to win over with the relationship being cute and/or interesting enough. Sometimes, the panel’s advice will be “there doesn’t need to be a romance plot”, “this guy should be a girl”, or “she clearly should end up with this other girl and not the guy” and the writers should take their advice then also.