I Ain't Looked at You in so long

30/M?/He/They ✊🏾 The sidehustle to the real thing

[sailor-moon-rei]

by hela.doodles

art republished with artist’s permission

[spindleheart]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[spindleheart]

we start new. we start fresh. we come correct. be blessed

[judgejudyofficial]

speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack

[madz-the-3rd]

[bungerc0re]

[rexim-djm]

[hemipenal-system]

you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

[hemipenal-system]

...stop saying vondom in the tags

[butterfly-sapphic]

Don't forget to take countraception

[accountingforbutches]

I am craving this woman from 1992 carnally

[princesscolumbia]

I hope she found her super-smart butch with generous curves...

[spinalfluiddarling]

if I ever pass away do NOT unfollow me. I will be back

[spindleheart]

When the sideblog is a teenager, time is moving too fast

[ruhlare]

we could be weird together btw if you even care

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[crippled-peeper]

having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

[crippled-peeper]

people are so fucking mad in the notes that adults have sex with each other and aren’t married sometimes. yall are carbon copies of your conservative parents and you’re so proud of it. ewwww

[crippled-peeper]

calling the sex I have with my friends “hookup culture” is insulting and incorrect. these are guys who take care of me and take me on dates and watch fun movies with me. being a disabled faggot too, they help me clean my place and take my trash out for me. they care for me and are on my emergency contact lists. trying to slap the label of “todays hookup culture!!!” on it is diminishing and devaluing those relationships

secondly, gay and bi men have been fucking all their friends and cruising and hooking up with total strangers since LLOOONGGGG before you were born and will continue doing so LLOOONGGG after you die. it’s never been a trend or a fad for us. It’s just a way of life for some of us and you aren’t going to change that by being disgusted by it

[crippled-peeper]

this tag has me in stitches

[soapoey]

Sex is bad ass if you like hanging around someone enough you can get them to put a bunch of ooze in you. Or other such things

[killrockstar]

the housing market is ruining my sex life

[killrockstar]

nobody can host cuz they all live with their parents and i also can't host cuz i live with my parents AND they removed the LOCK on the bathroom at my favorite punk club bc too many people were giving BLOWJOBS in THERE

[thedonssadisticdesires]

Isn't that what the punk club bathrooms are for?

[killrockstar]

EXACTLY

[godoforeos]

[djorkus]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[winding-maze]

━━✥◈ The Beautiful Decay ◈✥━━ ˳✧ BOOK COVER REVEAL ･ﾟ✦

I had the utmost pleasure to paint the cover for The Beautiful Decay by Veo Corva, the second book in the Tombtown series! Coming to Kickstarter soon - I will keep you updated on when and where.

Visit V’s site for more books & info: https://veocorva.xyz

This is my first book cover illustration and I am sooo excited about this project! Please go give V some love! ♥

[guysonroblox]

[rivespair]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

reblog if you need a funeral imimiidiieitally