my luminous mama
i was so moved by this picture i had to draw it

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Acquired Stardust
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
d e v o n
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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trying on a metaphor

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my luminous mama
i was so moved by this picture i had to draw it
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Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.
love that energy
Too good to stay on twitter
i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.
Don't forget the part where the unsigned "manifesto" (with absolutely no identifying details or specific details of the crime which the cops wouldn't know) said he loved cops so much he wanted to save them the trouble by confessing. Which he then did not do.
And they found this "manifesto" and the gun by, I shit you not, taking his backpack away from the witnesses at the fast food joint. Turning off their body cameras. Unpacking the backpack. Repacking it. Bringing it back to where the witnesses were. And then "discovering" the gun and manifesto. This, a set of actions performed by a police force which has a long and legally adjudicated history of planting evidence on people.
I'm not sure how he could be more obviously less guilty unless one of the cops forgot to turn off their body camera while planting the evidence.
@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such
@staff
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Round of applause for the Dems who should've been allowed some medical leave but who hauled fucking ass to make this vote.
House Democrats did EXACTLY what people have been asking them to do: every single human who could physically be there was there, every one of them voted no. United opposition.
If you've been calling to yell at your Reps it's not a bad idea to call and say "thank you, this is the way, keep doing this."
but im a creep i'm a weirdo what the am i doing here i don't belong here i don't care if it hurts i wanna have control i want a perfect body i want a perfect soul
Unmute !
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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.
Guess what day it is again folks
It’s monday
Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.
Earthly and Divine
So, sometimes dolls will have eyes that discolor. (Either due to being poorly stored - in hot environments, for example - or just because they kind of sucked to begin with and time passed.)
Life of Faith was a "Christian alternative" to American Girl in the early 00s. (These spring up from time to time. Most of them only last a few years with a very niche market. I think, at the time, they had because people were flipping out about American Girl partnering with Girls Inc to fund after-school science programs and stuff, because Girls Inc was - according to the conservatives - "A pro-abortion, pro-lesbian organization".) The dolls were based around the Elsie Dinsmore books and it's all . . . big fluffy dresses on a plantation in the antebellum South. With all that that entails.
It was pretty fucking bad.
With that in mind, this is perhaps the funniest toy defect I have ever seen.
character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead
i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.
There's a Pukicho post like this I need to find it
Edit: found it
maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)
(i shoot you while youre looking around)
and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD
Omg you missed part of the post
did i? 😏
(frantically looks around)
(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)
three of swords
upright: heartbreak, sorrow, grief reversed: forgiveness, optimism, releasing pain