desperate nervous twitch of a man

taskmaster (& taskhusbands) sideblog! 🦆 18+ alfie | 20s | they/she/he

[unfunnystandup]

basically

[vigilantsycamore]

The whole Taskhusbands situation is like two dudes playing gay chicken except neither of them chickened out and now it's just the world's most homoerotic car crash

[comedyfan87-deactivated20260509]

s21 they have to kiss with tongue now, since we've all gotten so comfortable. and 1 hand right up the shirt as well (during).

[lizluzz]

once again googling Greg Davies bisexual etc

Taskmaster 20X9

[goddammiteverythingstaken]

what kills me is that every rpf fic always has some disclaimer at the beginning like

if you are in ANY WAY in this fic PLEASE do not read I’m so sorry so sorry GOD JUST KILL ME NOW

and then every taskmaster fic is just like:

I know you’re here Alex Horne you little shit. Fuck off, will you? Bitch.

[telerdam]

Hey. Alex.

What the fuck

[jawnwicks]

WHAT THE FUCK PART 2

[shaunashipman]

alex said tits!!! a very sexual episode

[spirituallyjacobi]

that pirate preview pic of the s20 finale is really convincing me that this IS the gayest series yet

[eesttm]

[eesttm]

S20E09

[everyshadeofwrong]

this is my jockey changing room

[dick-chugger]

They need to show us Reece Shearsmith's furry porn. It's been days and I can't stop thinking about it. You can't leave us hanging like this.

[eesttm]

Alex during the live task

S20E04 outtake

[johannestevans]

I find reece shearsmith so attractive. This deranged bitchy yorkshireman in the body of an ageing lesbian compels me so

[lizluzz]

kink at pride is all well and good but what about kink at the light entertainment show taskmaster

[le-britcom]

Just abt sums up everyone's personalities

[eesttm]

S20E07