I'm The Wicked Witch of Thee Mess.

Let's just have an adventure, and see where it takes us.

[girff]

[shydogblue]

source?

[wizardhecker]

This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[justcatposts]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[theamazingsallyhogan]

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

[starlighttori]

I’m going back to bed

[bovidae]

ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time

[thebootydiaries]

me when im 420 years old: lol

[thebootydiaries]

“Yo it’s your boy! You already know who it is!”

— Every rapper that is not your boy and who you do not know at all (via immiqrant)

[catchymemes]

[kwikemart]

This goes so hard

[valtsv]

necromancers be like

[yellingatmytv-deactivated202209]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[translucio]

[oppa-homeless-style]

goblin hood

[oppa-homeless-style]

takes from the rich, gives to goblin

[nella-bolt-deactivated20190713]

Reasons why people will go see Detective Pikachu

It’s Pokemon. It’s Pikachu It’s Ryan Reynolds. They made Tim not white. Everybody who wanted that live action Pokemon college project to become a real movie somewhat had those dreams come true in a slewed fashion.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[izayadragon]

[wagwias-is-gone-deactivated2014]

Two kinds of people:

People who took the news of feathered dinosaurs like this:

And those who took it like this:

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I hate it when people say “science ruined dinosaurs” as though dinosaurs are just some pop culture monster invention and not real things that existed and that we are continuing to make new discoveries about

[quetzalpali]

Amen

[atomic-darth]

Listen I don’t care if you think feathers on a dinosaur look stupid if a 9 ton apex predator is coming at you at 25 mph, you’re not going to laugh at its feathers. YOU’RE GOING TO HAUL ASS

[andygrayselfie]

Most of y’all are afraid of geese and they have feathers.

Imagine a 9 ton goose that’s about to fuck your shit up.

[numberlover1729]

AUSTRALIA LOST A WAR TO BIRDS

[nanningbee]

imagine alfred hitchcock “the birds” but with big ass honkin motherfucking dinosaurs with a fierce ass feather coat chasing you home from school. nuff said. 

[mesopelagic]

having horns would be incredibly impractical in day to day life but theyd be sexy so does it matter…

[c-bassmeow]

Goldeen Goldeen Goldeen Gol-deeeen!  I’m begging of you please don’t take my man 

[chitalj]

She didn’t listen