the only timeman fan ever

secretly an android ☆ i love timeman ☆ cringy asf but who care ☆ i love asks! talk to me!!!

[sploinkyking]

Jesse ▪︎ 21 ▪︎ he/him & she/her

I HAVE A STRAWPAGE!! GO CHECK THAT OUT!!!

main interests: megaman classic, analog/crt televisions (special interest) rhythm heaven, parappa the rapper, trivia murder party, beat saber, doors (roblox), slay the princess, bomberman, daft punk, cult of the lamb, soul eater, death note, madness combat, bugbo, plants vs zombies, chiikawa (bold are current hyperfixiations)

i DON'T QUEUE THINGS ALMOST EVER!!! personal posts are tagged with 🦠 <— the sploink, posts with timeman are tagged blorbo for personal comfort, discord screenshots are tagged as discord momentos

infinity frequencies and timeman blinkies made by @blinkees! thank you!

[w3bshr1mp]

make hank dividers gayboy

HANK J. WIMBLETON DIVIDERS + STAMPS !!!!

learned the beautiful world of gif stamps.... so have fun !!!

f2u, no credits needed but always appreciated :3 requests are currently open !

[sploinkyking]

counting how many times my computer crashes or straight up does not load on start up

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[sploinkyking]

and the sillies of course

[s0lve-et-coagula]

“Videodrome” by Dravid Cronenberg (1983)

[sploinkyking]

ive been too busy glonking on tomo life

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[tsaescii]

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

[allisonreader]

Do you know about/what do you think about the trope that you can’t read inside a dream?

Yes I’ve heard of it, and believe it

Yes I’ve heard of it, and don’t believe it

No I haven’t heard of it, and believe it

No I haven’t heard of it, and don’t believe it

Nuance

Voting ended onMay 19

Related poll in the reblogs.

[linsbertchh]

[sploinkyking]

do people actually get notified when someone in their dsicord friends list changes their status ... OOPS SORRY MOOTS

[sploinkyking]

Ever since I played Mario super sluggers when i was a lil bab I've been obsessed w the concept of baseball. Not actually playing it, just applying stats to my favorite characters about how they would play it (??)

[sploinkyking]

exhibit a

[sploinkyking]

obligatory ocs as well LAWL

[sploinkyking]

last one because i need to get back on theme w my bloggity blog

[emmaharwoods]

do you believe in ghosts

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 15

no nuance allowed

[vrtualseraph]

webcore blinkies

[v-sach]

[codecicle-archive]

queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

[codecicle-archive]

"why polyamorous people aren't valid" "mspec lesbians AREN'T okay actually" "aroallos are freaks" "he/him dni. cis men dni" "this post is for non-men only" yessss and the one with long hair goes in the girl box, then the one with short hair goes in the boy box!!

[codecicle-archive]

maybe I'm just a boring he/him white guy but inventing about 7 trillion terms to define "man" and "woman" so you can reinforce gender essentialism isn't very "love is love" of you. maybe i just don't have a sexuality but picking and choosing what sexualities are normal and which ones are "weird and predatory" sounds like we're all a bunch of republicans on fox news. if you attend your local pride parade and look REAAALLLYYY closely, you'll notice you can't actually tell if someone's gay or not from their appearance, and there's no way to know if they're "invading queer spaces". maybe it's just me, but when i attended my local gaybar last night for the drag show, they didn't ask for my gay-card with a peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot stamped on it. they just let me in the building. i live a life of bliss and luxury in not caring about any queer discourse ever, and just going "WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :-)" while booting up the latest cod game. and it seems much more fun than whatever the fuck you people are on about

[codecicle-archive]

muting my notifs for this post but i need to acknowledge this first. My favorite tags fr 🙏