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I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

status-quo-hater

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

prokopetz

A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.

notsomeoneyouknow

fruutbaag

kosmogrl

qalbtalk-deactivated20231105

“…use things to have good days.”

narcissistcookbook

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

adz

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

honeylemony

What the fuck who drinks that

adz

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

phage-necro

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

adulthoodisokay

“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.

kaijuno

Cats have to put up with being picked up and getting kissies and being cradled like the little baby and it’s so funny to me because like. They chose that. They domesticated themselves

kaijuno

"I suppose I shall tolerate the kisses from mama and papa... it will result in my kin 2000 years from now getting treats and scratchy posts for free..."

kaijuno

And it will make me cry forever and ever that the first recorded cat name was "Sweetie"

karpad

This Black History Month, reflect for a moment on the fact that George Washington Carver, famously "the inventor of peanut butter and more than 100 industrial uses for peanuts" wasn't, like, Doc Brown fucking around in his garage because he really liked peanuts but was specifically trying to introduce larger use of a nitrogen fixing legume into crop rotations against cotton monoculture which was destroying yields, livelihoods and the biosphere, and how most agribusiness farming now just destroys that topsoil on purpose and continues to grow a cotton monoculture (or soy or corn or whichever local monoculture is profitable) using petrochemical derived fertilizer, which is one element driving climate change

Daniel Hale Williams performed the first successful heart surgery. He also founded the first nonsegregated hospital in America because he was keenly aware of disparate health outcomes by race which is still a problem today.

WEB Dubois was a part of the delegations for the birth of the UN. His proposal to include in the charter that "the colonial system of government … is undemocratic, socially dangerous and a main cause of wars" was not adapted for the final draft. We might see inaction against colonial violence to this day as part of the failure of others to heed his warnings there.

I feel like so often when we look at Black History Month so much of it is driven by factoids but when taken as history in context its about a direct line from decades and centuries to what is happening right now.

zoesupreme

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

world-of-lang

and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

dont-look-me-in-the-eye

spot X for windows

spot X for linux/mac

epistleii

saul-tortellini

This is how 40k works

edgar-allan-possum

Reading this post renders you unable to get legally married by Cocaine Bear

rohirric-hunter

Reblog to render your followers unable to get legally married by Cocaine Bear

librarycard

the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

ospreyonthemoon

And yet it's still the same article, the article designated to be about theseus' ship. Debate solved i guess

creepymutelilbugger

easy as fuck . were they stupid?

darkcomedies

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

darkcomedies

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

notfinancialadvice

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

birdsareblooming

coat bath

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

but prev you need three bathrooms all next to each other if you're going to achieve MAXIMUM TANDEM SHITTING

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

if you and your family flush all three toilets at the same time every door in the house slams open

jackyl-lope

i like how Jack & Jil FUH BAL1 #2 is just sinks

morbidmanatee

BEDROOM 4 Full Bath is also just a single sink and nothing else

morbidmanatee

I'm Going To Build This. I'm Going To Build This In The Sims

morbidmanatee

I had two rules: any furniture visible on the floorplan must be included, and if the label implies a purpose, matching furniture must be included--hence the bed in "Bathroom 4 full bath."

It's available on the gallery as AI Slophouse, by the way.

notfinancialadvice

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

birdsareblooming

coat bath

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

but prev you need three bathrooms all next to each other if you're going to achieve MAXIMUM TANDEM SHITTING

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

if you and your family flush all three toilets at the same time every door in the house slams open

jackyl-lope

i like how Jack & Jil FUH BAL1 #2 is just sinks

morbidmanatee

BEDROOM 4 Full Bath is also just a single sink and nothing else

morbidmanatee

I'm Going To Build This. I'm Going To Build This In The Sims

morbidmanatee

I had two rules: any furniture visible on the floorplan must be included, and if the label implies a purpose, matching furniture must be included--hence the bed in "Bathroom 4 full bath."

It's available on the gallery as AI Slophouse, by the way.

shutyourmoustache

demonicae

Jurch

foldingfittedsheets

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything more incredible. Fifteen hundred hours of love to create this masterpiece. Humans are wonderful actually.

clytemnestraaa

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.