Cats and Classics

and maybe some other stuff too

[resident-idiot-simp]

[everythingfox]

He’s having a pedicure

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[fucxingcuties]

[dogjpeg]

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[innerchildabortionclinic]

how do you feel about men who rub cocaina on the tips of their condoms so they girl they get with end up addicted to "them"

I hope you made this up just to fuck with me and no one is this stupid

[gunsandfireandshit]

Cocaine is a topical analgesic that not only numbs but also restricts blood flow, I feel like intravaginal route would be the exact opposite of sexy unless the woman is really into edging

[gunsandfireandshit]

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[luobingmeis]

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

[trianglart]

I had to draw this 

[partypuppy-nastja]

Shout-out to this fascinating combination of kinks and DNIs that I saw in the wild:

Let's see, we have:

Our glorious: mommy kink ✅

Their wicked: incest/fauxcest ❌

Our glorious: femboys ✅

Their wicked: sissies ❌

Our glorious: CNC ✅

Their wicked: rapeplay ❌

Our glorious: boys, twinks, femboys, service subs (common theme is that there are multiple of them) ✅

Their wicked: non-monogamy ❌

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[thejewellerybox]

Gannet Diving necklace by Rie Taniguchi

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[anremithrl]

That was the correct thing to say.

[oakandgumtrees]

Every so often I’ll see posts from people trying to work out whether they ‘count’ as something - usually some type of LGBTQIA, sometimes neurodiverse, sometimes disabled

And as they talk about it, it’ll become clear that they’re thinking about that label because there’s something in their life that’s uncomfortable, and they can see people with that label NOT doing that thing, and they’re wondering if they have a right to also not do it.

So this is me, giving you permission. Label or not, YOU ARE ALLOWED to:

Stop dating people (of a particular gender or in general)

Start dating people (of a particular gender or in general)

Have less (or no) sex

Have more sex (or with more people)

Get married

Not get married

Plan to never get married

Have a friend more important than people you date or have sex with

Wear skirts

Not wear skirts

Wear make-up

Not wear make-up

Cut your hair

Grow your hair

Try new pronouns

Wear a binder

Use a cane

Use fidget toys

Use noise-cancelling headphones

Take painkillers (or other over-the-counter medication)

Ask for help

Not eat that food

Ask for food alternatives

Not drink alcohol

Avoid that location with the crowds and the noise

You are allowed.

You are allowed to do these things some of the time, or all of the time, or only once.

If they make you feel better in yourself, maybe someday you’ll decide to take on the label that applies to many people who do them. But you don’t NEED a label.

You are allowed.

[serxket]

You know, coming for an entire group of people that has also been abused - similarly, not the same - as yourself is just perpetuating the cycle of abuse, right?

Trans Women should be able to exist without fear of hatred and assault.

Trans Men should be able to exist without fear of hatred and assault.

Nonbinary people should be able to exist without fear of hatred and assault.

Black, Brown & Indigenous trans siblings should be able to exist without fear of racism, colonialism, hatred, and assault.

Fuck ANYONE who says otherwise + a very merry Fuck You to anyone perpetuating hatred in the trans community today.

I'm so excited for a more loving future where trans brothers, sisters, and siblings can perpetuate love and community instead of hatred and division - because love is the passion that will win the war, hate will just win battles.

[thisisexorsexism]

I’ve been called a tme and a theyfab by people who think I’m a AFAB enby, I was assigned male at birth and raised a boy and want to go on E one day. I’m a minor (15) and I shouldn’t have to tell you that though, I shouldn’t have to tell you about my genitals just for you to not insult me. I’ve had adults, people in their 20s, ask me my AGAB. I don’t want to tell you I have a penis because me having a penis shouldn’t affect my gender. I shouldn’t have to pull out the “I was born with a dick” card for you to see me as a person or respect me or not call me a slur.

And even if I try to say “well you don’t actually know if I was assigned female” I’ve had people tell me “only AFAB people try and and reject their AGAB” or some stuff like that. Have you maybe considered that I don’t publicly share my AGAB because I’ve been sexually harassed or because I don’t want people to see me different. 

> Avery (they/it)

this is exorsexism

[lesbx]

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die