Oh, Ms Believer

Riley | 19 | SoCal SC: slowseason

[fortzancudo]

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

[6qubed]

the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

[spookseason]

Pro tip: Don’t fall in love with someone who doesn’t give a fuck about you

[polyglotten]

[chlommunist]

someone from the uk: im in sixth form

me: how many regenerations do you have left

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[saltrat88]

Forgot how to cat?

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Glitch in the matrix

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

[saturniidace]

Does everyone just inexplicably know this

[amphitritie]

me, downing shots: for dionysus

[hodlmyvodka]

[icecoldorangejuice]

time for a little anarchy

[lesbianrey]

[stygianzinogre]

How could you leave out the rest of this wall tho

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[glitterweave]

The original zoobe

[cumdealer-deactivated20200206]

this is true art

[90377]

Rothirsch - red deer - Cervus elaphus by Olaf Kerber

[plutomeetsgenius]

You saw the god of the forest and you took pictures?

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[raesthebooze-deactivated2019020]

sex is cool and all, but have you ever made a girl laugh by telling a stupid joke, and she just smiles and looks at you, like really looks at you, and for a moment everything just stops and you feel weightless? it’s amazing

[thepleasuregoblin]

You can say a lot of things about Skyrim’s writing but “My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?” is a raw fucking thing to say when you’re about to be killed

[eggsaucedead]

[ave-boy]

facts

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life