Not at all spooky

Hana. 23. Historian, literature fan, geek. Asexual panromantic (She/her pronouns)

[vanwizard]

my names macbeth and wen its nite or wen the moon is shiyning brite and to their sleep the men do cling i stay up late

i stab the king

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

im screaming at this list of sayings my dad made up??

[presidentofthehotgirlclub]

Honestly I preach love and kindness but I have issues and my heart is tight and sad

[yoosung-ah]

Mystic Messenger + tumblr posts — 707 edition

[spookyobsessive]

Happy birthday to me! First week of slimming world over!

[chelmnik]

look at this cop-hating suffragette kitty 

[spookyobsessive]

*Thinks about Brexit border talk* *Remembers Northern Ireland’s border with Monaghan*  

Haha! Have fun with that ya fucks!

[thackerybiinx]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Y'all wanna be pulling receipts about something another blogger said in 2006 because it’s not that you give a single fuck about progress and changing minds and attitudes, but because you want internet brownie points for “dragging” someone else and looking mightier than though. BYE!

[lady-feral]

I’ve seen a bit more of this than I’d like.

[in-fi-ni-deactivated20181203]

engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of  your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

[optimysticals]

*jeweler voice*

That filigree you gave 2/10? much sturdier than the filigree tacky rings… Trust me. Those are super hollow and light on the settings so that they aren’t too heavy or expensive. (and so they don’t roll on your finger)

Also worth noting:

White gold = sturdier than yellow gold (which is why most prongs are in white)

Now, if you want a ring that’ll hold up to socking someone in the nose, may I suggest 10kt white gold (hardest of gold options, sturdier than silver, and more reasonable than platinum)

See how thick all that metal is? It’s not going to cave in on you.

And you can do this with it:

Because nothing says punching a nazi in the nose like a diamond/sapphire/ruby encrusted Captain America ring…

[insanityandimpossiblethings]

read this again but imagine its Peggy Carter picking her engagement ring

[optimysticals]

yes. good.

[spookyobsessive]

My brain: hey look, a person you care about is paying attention to others that aren't you

me: okay lol? I don't necessarily have to be the most important person in their life or be the only one to get their attention/care; they can care about others and still care about me.

my brain: yeah that's true but also let's get upset about this for no good reason

me: you're totally right thank you

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thestarsarehaunted]

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

[toujoursdramatique]

a diva is a female version of a hustler (at The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York)

[thesubversivesound]

communism starts at home. 

[beeishappy]

LSSC | 2016.11.21

[stuckylikeglue-deactivated20171]

He is so DELIGHTED

[adulthoodisokay]

“They want to hire a part of me.”

[decepticonsensual]

Everything about this, from Carrie’s viscerally presented and excellent point, to the pun, to the look on Stephen’s face like he just fell in love.  Everything is so, so good.

[xglamorousqueenx]

[juene-deactivated20170115]

no offense but let bisexual girls talk about boys like… y'all praise us when we gush about other girls but when we mention a cute boy y'all call us straight… like how do you expect bisexuals to feel comfortable with themselves if you only show validation for part of their attraction?? it just doesn’t make sense??

[spookyobsessive]

Went to see rogue one today... Spot my sister...