folks, are we still tumbling in 2019
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folks, are we still tumbling in 2019
this can’t be real
s/o to all of us w/ eczema, psoriasis, scars, stretch marks, acne, sores from picking and biting and scratching, discoloration, hyperpigmentation, or any type of skin that's considered "not pretty" we are beautiful
It’s below freezing and I have to wait for the bus in this weather
I hate New England
ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING AMERICANS
THESE HERE ARE CALLED SCOOBYWUFFERS AND THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER MADE. NEVER HEARD OF THEM? THATS BECAUSE THEY ONLY EXIST IN BRITAIN. THEY COME IN TWO FLAVOURS AND THEY’RE MY FAVOURITE FOOD EVER. SOMETIMES I GO DOWN BY THE HARBOUR AND EAT THEM AFTER A HARD DAY OF LABOUR. THEY COME IN ALL KINDS OF COLOURS AND THERE’S A HOLE IN THE CENTRE OF THEM. BET YOU AMERICANS ARE PRETTY JEALOUS HUH
Those are twizzlers
Online media vs online polls
The fuckery
One of her billionaire campaign contributors must own all the major media outlets
I’m not a Sanders supporter but this is disturbing at best
I only watched the first hour of the debate, but I also think she was doing better than Bernie, at least for the hour I watched. He’s still floundering on guns.
Ok but how are the PSAT police gonna come for me
They can’t even get their wolves to look them in the eyes
as a college senior i don’t know what this means but it warms my heart that the tradition of shitting on these tests have continued
When ur a cat and you don’t get where the goombas are going
I’ve watched this 20 times.
@voldemortgavemethetalk
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
i really hope my wish comes true
my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt
SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works
I don’t know, it’s my birthday so maybe it’ll work…
OKAY SO I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD ACTUALLY WORK BUT I KNEW MY FRIEND SAID HER CRUSH WAS PLANNING ON ASKING SOMEONE OUT TO HOMECOMING AND SO I REBLOGGED THIS AND MADE A WISH THAT MY FRIEND’S CRUSH WOULD ASK HER AND AN HOUR LATER I GET A TEXT SAYING THAT MY FRIEND GOT ASKED OUT BY HER CRUSH I MEAN THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY
Im desperate enough
my skin: has one small perfectly reasonable bump or scab
brain: Pick
me: why
brain: You Gotta
what ur instrument choice says about u
flute: fuck you
oboe: i hate myself. i hate myslef . i hate myself. i hate mysefl. i hate myself. i hate
clarinet: everyone wants to punch me in the fucking face.
bassoon: *falls over own feet*
soprano saxophone: what the fcuk
alto/tenor saxophone: i'm an annoying nerd but i think i'm cool
baritone saxophone: i listen to nickelback unironically
horn: I am so good at my instrument... sweaty :)
trumpet: i will never shut the fuck up
trombone: ever kissed a brass player ;;;;;;)
tuba: hehehehehehehe baap
baritone: i don't know my band teacher chose it for me
percussion: i just wanna get stoned
violin: i just wanna be fuCKING PERFECT GODD
viola: my clothes are all roughly the same color as oatmeal
cello: i will fuck you up and then cry
double bass: do you find my greasy hair and slightly too small pants sexy
piano: fuck off
bass guitar: my calluses have calluses
Reblog and put in the tags:
- what you call the things in the first two pictures - how you pronounce the thing in the third picture (caramel)
looks cute but is mean: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, PISCES, Aquarius, Virgo
looks mean but is cute: Leo, Libra, Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn
how have I never seen this mentioned or discovered before right now
will smith's middle name is carroll. jada pinkett smith's middle name is koren. you people are living lies.
imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together
Reading fanfiction you liked when you were 12 is never a good idea.
Wait, why?