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21 • WA always need new friends, HMU

[finalfantasyvii]

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

its suck my motherfucking dick sunday

[zombiepatch]

anyone else feel like youtube is getting too fucking comfy w/ the multiple ads before every fuckin video?? 

[firelorcl]

nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe

[ruinedchildhood]

[animatedtext]

[crosshairwife]

[997]

literally

[monkeywiki]

her gussy translucent

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

You landlocked ass sad motherfuckers... hoes love stagnant water

[ironpour]

ive been thinking about “hoes love stagnant water” every day since i read this 

[1dietcokeinacan]

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[mens-rights-activia]

[grawly]

[grawly]

[demonndays]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Boris Groh

[jungwildeandfree]

what i like about this is that the people seem just. unthreatened. they are responding to these nightgaunt looking motherfuckers as if they were a particularly rambunctious opossum. “oh god damn the shadow entity stole our ball again what the fuck dude we’re trying to play horse.” perfect, i love it. 

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

If you’re cold, they’re cold! BRING👏THEM👏INSIDE👏

[naamahdarling]

Holy shit the body language in that last one is KILLING ME.

[thayerkerbasy]

Please, do yourselves a favour and click the link.  The above pictures are just a selection from an excellent collection, and the artist sells prints of them.

Celebrate the holidays with a benign eldritch monstrosity.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Super big fan of these nightmarish beings having the personality of cows and/or outside cats

[a-grimm-nightmare]

@normal-horoscopes

[charlie-tango-romeo]

“Well shit Martha, this one’s got seven eyes! Seven! Would you look at that”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I love memes like this because it implies billionaires aren’t people

[transxfiles]

[podencos]

[frogmp3]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[horrorofthebeast]

[anxietyproblem]

[y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick]

[ketenkusu]

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

[actualmythicalcreature]

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

[therainshallmakeadoor-deactivat]

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

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