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whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls
Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.
you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included
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don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks
NOTHING could have prepared me for the rest of the" environment so toxic" scene
guinea pig instagram accounts are so funny cause the captions will be like "uh oh! pumpkiwumpkin is being extra sassy today!" and the picture is literally just
Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today
we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
just found out I'm going to be reincarnated into a single sprig of grain. barley apparently. Not cool man. I didn't even know plants was an option on the table. this is bullshit
these tags make me so mad because you're right
you're a magical girl now, the last thing you ate is your magical girl name is it good?
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this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
not to screenshot a twitter post but please look at this animal
"is that ok . "
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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street