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evelyn, 26, she/her

[regging]

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

[ohmovie]

Pacific Rim (2013) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[pillowspace]

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

[pillowspace]

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

[unyieldingsilence]

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[pillowspace]

Sometimes it’s the unyielding silence

[lycions]

x

[instant-oatmeal]

[fladurblegon]

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

[kristenbouchard]

good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ

[greelin]

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

[rainbow-femme]

Bro they got geep in Ohio

[segamascott]

[makomoriz]

no i don't. cheers

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[technofeudalism]

i keep fucking around but i'm too stupid so i never really find out anything

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[sandersstudies]

Me making food for myself: Why must I be subjected to the torture of maintaining this mortal flesh. When will I be free of the trials of Sisyphean mundanity.

Me making food for someone else: yay! yippee! woo! yeah! hurray! yahoo! hurrah! yeehaw! woo!

[cassili]

[neurodivergentaf]

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭