sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style
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sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style
best animal names: unnecessarily judgemental edition
If your requests are still open, may I pretty please request Snake in a catboy maid outfit PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 😫😫😫
Actually I don’t think I’ll open my inbox ever again
For those who needed to hear it today
[Image ID: Reddit post on r/ offMyChest from a deleted user titled: You're not ugly. You just look like you.
Body text reads: I photograph a lot of people. Almost everyone believes they are ugly. Your grandmother. Your child. Your best friend. Most models. Most actors. Maybe even you.
"Oh, don't take my photo, I'll break your camera!" laughs the 80-year-old grandfather. When he dies a few months later, his grandkids will treasure this reminder of his "ugly mug."
"Please delete this," says a dear old friend. She looks beautiful. She looks like herself. She's been captured in a moment in which she is utterly comfortable in her skin. And she hates it.
"Oh God," I said, because I had to get a professional headshot for work. "I have a face like a slapped ham," I told the makeup artist I hired because I'm so hideous that I can't bear to have photos of me around. The selfie I took of "the best it's ever going to get" is my husband's iPhone background. /End ID]
I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.
dude.
$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.
This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.
Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat
we bleed the same - we live the same
My oil painting of Gatorade Arctic Blitz
This is the modern equivalent of all the paintings of bowls of fruit you see in museums
my hottest take
Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
Then how the haters loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
"Unholy Drink Cloaca
You'll go down in history!"
You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.
u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then
u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then
Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds
*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,
Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds
*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,
Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds
*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,
Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds
*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,
one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(
You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes
I hand drew this on my track pad and you will appreciate it
followers of mine dont even bother clicking. it is what you think it is. your sharingan never fails
Shut the hell up Sasuke
when jimmy fallon dies theyre incorporating his ashes into a ben and jerrys limited time flavor