its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history
I don’t know shit about baseball but I do know about tomfoolery
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oozey mess

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

gracie abrams
occasionally subtle

Kiana Khansmith
NASA

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
taylor price
Fai_Ryy

Origami Around
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almost home
Stranger Things
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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KIROKAZE

#extradirty
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its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history
I don’t know shit about baseball but I do know about tomfoolery
QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!
100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever
What Was Your Score?
0%-20%
20%-40%
40%-50%
50%-60%
60%-70%
70%-80%
80%-99%
100%! (You're one smart cookie!)
RUUUUUNG
How long have you been on Tumblr?
Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)
16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)
13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)
10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)
7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)
3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)
Rebagel for science pls.
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
Anti-Migrant Violence - Fics for Donations
Hey all.
Right now, we're witnessing a wave of anti-migrant violence in so many places around the world. And while you've almost certainly seen the ICE kidnappings in the US, and may have seen the anti-migrant riots a few months ago in the UK, what's happening in South Africa right now has gotten tragically little press outside the country.
Xenophobic anti-migrant groups gave undocumented immigrants a deadline to get out of the country. Around 25,000 migrants - the vast majority from other African countries, like Malawi, Zimbabwe, Ghana, Nigeria, and Mozambique - have now fled their homes in South Africa out of fear of violence. Now that the 30 June "deadline" has passed, those who remain are in serious danger, because -
Migrants are facing mass anti-immigrant protests, anti-migrant groups blocking access to healthcare and other services, and violence - including murder. Nigerian and Ghanian migrants have been murdered in the last few weeks - including one Nigerian man who died in police custody, a death the Nigerian government has linked to the wave of anti-migrant violence.
‘Leave or return in a coffin’: The threat driving migrants out of South Africa | CNN
An estimated 10,000 people - most originally from the neighbouring countries of Malawi and Zimbabwe - are now stuck in a camp at the Zimbabwean border. Others have now been camping outside processing centres in cities like Durban for a month in the cold, after being driven from their homes by threats and violence.
This is just the beginning. According to this press statement from Amnesty International, law enforcement has been rounding up refugees and asylum seekers "under the guise of verification processes" (sound familiar?). The South African government has proudly touted the thousands of people driven from the country in recent months, and there are fears it's using the protests as an excuse to push draconian anti-migrant legislation.
So What Can I Do?
One of the organisations helping migrants right now is South African humanitarian charity Gift of the Givers Foundation. If you can afford it right now, please consider making a donation.
Fic Offer!
I'll be offering a mini-fanfic to anyone who makes a donation to Gift of the Givers Foundation and sends me the confirmation.
I'll write for Transformers, Naruto, Star Wars, Star Trek, Death Note, Marvel, DC, Avatar the Last Airbender, The Untamed, Journey to the West, Cabin Pressure, Discworld, Psych, ancient Roman history - lots of others. Basically, if I've seen or read it, I will (mostly) give it a shot. (I don't write fic for Harry Potter anymore, sorry.)
Feel free to give me a character(s) and/or a ship and/or a general prompt! There are some kinks/themes I won't write for this (including noncon, underage, incest, pregnancy, scat or waterplay), so if there's a particular thing you really want, please check with me before you make your donation as I don't want you to be disappointed!
ETA: If you can't donate right now (or if you can!), reblogs are love!!
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Photo credits:
Malawian refugees queue at a temporary centre in Durban: Rising anger over immigration in South Africa has authorities on high alert | AP News
Anti-immigrant protests and 3. Zimbabwean migrants queue with all their belongings outside the consulate in Cape Town: ‘Leave or return in a coffin’: The threat driving migrants out of South Africa | CNN
do you live in seattle (the american city)?
yes
no
please reblog to get this poll out of my bubble, i want reach
so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias
for the 3 other people who are going to get this, hi
and I wrote the entire song out for this joke lmao
*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...
but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu
this has been a psa
i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw
damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\
it'd be a shame if this...
blazed the old fashion way...
Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it
6. Spread conspiracy theories that the Democrats have deliberately sabotaged the pool and arrest whoever pulls out the floating paint chunks as vandals.
recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours
Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?
Well, have I got the html for you!
Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!
Second kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/tHMjbb6/second-kudos.png" alt="second kudos">
Third kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/52bggQH/third-kudos.png" alt="third kudos">
nth kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/6y7qGtC/nth-kudos.png" alt="nth kudos">
yet another kudos: <img src="https://i.ibb.co/wKtcj0s/yet-another-kudos.png" alt="yet another kudos">
It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):
Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)
So happy to see people enjoying these and spreading the love 💖
UPDATE with some suggestions from the replies! And bonus: cookie kudos.
HTML codes under the cut.
let me tell you, I got a ‘kisses your forehead’ kudos and it absolutely made my day
It's Juneteenth yall. And I'm not letting this day go unmarked.
Black people fight for everybody. We stand in solidarity with women, lgbt people, poor people all over the world of every skin color and background. Every religion and nationality.
Today, stand with us. Be with us. Tell a black person you love them. Hug a black person (with consent). Ask that hot black girl out today. Make a black person smile. Black lives matter to everybody and you matter to us.
Stand with us on Juneteenth like we stand with you all year round, and I hope a happy Pride month continues for all of us
💝
Obligatory self reblog because Tumblr doesn't ever let anybody see my stuff unless I literally post it repeatedly
I'd love if you'd reblog this and keep it moving, with love
I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but
This tumblr sexyman is your son!
Are you proud of him
yes!
somewhat
I shouldn't be but yes
No
NO.
I'm disowning him
I am scared of him
Results
(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)
Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens
happy prideee you can now make your own custom pride flag planet cross-stitch patterns 🌈🌈🌈
REALLY proud of this one-- all its outputs are public domain via Creative Commons 0 1.0, and if you make any patterns with it I'd love to see them!