mothman

im ur mothman(mother and father) now riley they/them

[yu-gi-oh-slavia]

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

[mobliterated]

[victoria-pedretti]

…the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.

V for Vendetta (2005) dir. James McTeigue

[pathsofoak]

How do I describe a tired person? I got ‘dark circles under the eyes’ but it kind of stops there.

[pathsofoak]

I mean “hasn’t slept in four days” tired by the way. Like straight up the hallucinating kind of sleep deprived.

[pathsofoak]

Found what I was looking for!

This website has a whole page dedicated to physcial descriptors of certain emotions, including tiredness and exhaustion!

(descriptionary.wordpress.com)

[letswritestories101]

HI, I own you my writing life :D

[boydykedoctor]

will the wise wednesday

[toshio]

listen…i’ll probably never get over how good brotherhood’s first opening was

[redthebitch]

Probably the best opening of our generation

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]

[utafumi]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Revolutionary

[spacedace]

Okay look, do I want to be involved in or cause messy drama?

Absolutely not.

Do I want other people to find themselves involved in or be the cause of messy drama?

Absolutely not.

Do I want to know every last detail about the messy drama that is happening?

Absolutely.

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[edwardfucks]

if I was a vampire on the run from the volturi I would just. hide at the bottom of the fuckin ocean. the ocean is huge. who’s gonna look there? Demetri would look for me and he’d just see darkness and some plankton. like where is this bitch? idk u figure it out u old hoe. I’m somewhere in the fuck you region. good luck scouring the ocean floor, 80% of this planets surface, u dipshit. I drink the blood of the scary creatures down there. I’m chillin. check mate bitch

[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

[y5d8z6vz7a-deactivated20180404]

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

[brodiebutt]

[katherinearandez]

[wsswatson]

[katherinearandez]

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

[fatefulfindings]

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[videodromefag]

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[alamogirl80]

PEENT FOR HERITAGE POST

[rebeccathenaturalist]

“Harmless videos that show woodcocks dancing and displaying to popular music” isn’t a very big genre, but here, have a few more for your playlist, starting with “Tequila”:

Also, “Smooth Criminal”:

And “Stayin’ Alive”:

Also, have a “Woodcock Dance Party” (I’d totally go!)

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

look at this and tell me its worth 60$ . look at this 14 year old game and tell me its worth Sixty American Dollars

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

Latest Version: v1.3.0 (2019-04-16) An enhancement hack of Pokémon Platinum. Summary Pokémon Renegade Platinum is an enhancement hack of Pok

woah hey look heres a link to drayano’s renegade platinum, a completely revamped romhack of platinum that includes the entire pokedex, has much harder battles, buffs a ton of bad pokemon, adds fairy types, gets rid of a lot of hms, adds a bunch of new rival battles, has a boosted shiny rate, and much much more! play this for LITERALLY FREE instead of giving nintendo 60 of your hard earned dollars.

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

tis the season mfs.